| Cold Opening | Secret Location |
| Show | Crossing Over |
| Cartoon | NBC Fall Retooling Preview |
| Musical Performance | "Sexual Revolution" |
| Show | Action Talk Show |
| Show | WUUB Prime Time Theater |
| Sketch | Whole Latte Love |
| Musical Performance | "Sweet Baby" |
| Cold Opening | Secret Location |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Crossing Over |
| Will Ferrell | ... | John Edward |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Fran |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Denise Nickerson |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Sidney Poitier |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Telly Savalas |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Peter Ostrum |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Gene Wilder |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nelly Furtado |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Henry Salt |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gay Hitler |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Neil Diamond |
| Show | Action Talk Show |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Dimitrius K |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Klaus VonBraunMan |
| Seth Meyers | ... | skier |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | WUUB Prime Time Theater |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Marshall Douglas |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Gordon Sinclair |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Whole Latte Love |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | audience member |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Toby |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | audience member |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Lalani |
| Cold Opening | Secret Location |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Crossing Over |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Fran's friend |
| Will Ferrell | ... | John Edward |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Fran |
| Sketch |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Barbara Hernandez |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Virginia Klarvin |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Dave |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Roger Klarvin |
| Commercial |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Julie Dawn Cole |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Denise Nickerson |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Sidney Poitier |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Telly Savalas |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Peter Ostrum |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Gene Wilder |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nelly Furtado |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Henry Salt |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gay Hitler |
| Colin Quinn |
Commentary on the attack on Iraq | |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Neil Diamond |
| Show | Action Talk Show |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Gina Becherson |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Dimitrius K |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Klaus VonBraunMan |
| Seth Meyers | ... | skier |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | WUUB Prime Time Theater |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Greta Scott |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Marshall Douglas |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Gordon Sinclair |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Whole Latte Love |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Monica |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | audience member |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Toby |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | audience member |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Lalani |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Drew Barrymore | 7 | 1 | |||
| Macy Gray | 2 | ||||
| Tom Green | 1 | ||||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| John Popper | 1 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dean Edwards | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 7 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | 2 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jeff Richards | 1 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 1 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| 50 | 4 | 10 | 12 |