| Sketch | Bad Conceptual Theater |
| John Goodman | ... | Billy Rasmussen /father |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Ronnie Bateman Jr. /Quincy |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Michael Kirschner /Rick |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Abigail Dennis Marie /mother |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Joseph Hickey /son |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Judith Beckworth |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |