December 1, 2001S27E7 #512

Host: Derek Jeter
Musical Guests: Bubba Sparxxx, Shakira
Cameos:

David Cone, David Wells

Extra:

Patrick Ferrell
Cold Opening

You Might Be a Terrorist

Monologue
Wally Feresten
Dean Obeidallah ... audience member
Matt Piedmont ... audience member
T. Sean Shannon ... audience member
Emily Spivey ... audience member
Scott Wainio ... audience member
Commercial

Preparation H

Dean Edwards ... skateboarder
Jimmy Fallon ... skateboarder
Will Ferrell ... announcer Voice
Chris Kattan ... skateboarder
Seth Meyers ... skateboarder
Jeff Richards ... skateboarder
Sketch

Yankee Wives

Rachel Dratch ... Shaunice Clemens
Ana Gasteyer ... Patrice Williams
Amy Poehler ... Clarice Knoblauch
Maya Rudolph ... Felice Rivera
Dean Obeidallah ... spectator
Sketch

Masseuse

Chris Kattan ... Gary
Commercial

Dissing Your Dog

Jim Downey ... announcer Voice
Will Ferrell ... Dale Sturtevant
Show

Dealing with Mom and Dad

Jimmy Fallon ... Justin
Will Ferrell ... Greg Fields /Gary
Ana Gasteyer ... Cynthia Davis /mother
Darrell Hammond ... TV announcer Voice
Chris Kattan ... David Johndrow /Patrick
Amy Poehler ... Stephanie Falloure /Bridget
Jeff Richards ... teammate
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice
Sketch

Pep Talk

Jimmy Fallon ... henchman
Will Ferrell ... Osama bin Laden
Seth Meyers ... henchman
Horatio Sanz ... Rachmed
Sketch

Man Perm

Will Ferrell ... John
Ana Gasteyer ... Gwenevere
Maya Rudolph ... Tracy
Horatio Sanz ... guest
Musical Performance

"Whenever, Wherever"

Sketch

Yankee Wives

David Cone ... skank
David Wells ... skank
Monologue
Patrick Ferrell ... audience member
Sketch

Yankee Wives

Patrick Ferrell ... spectator
Cold Opening

You Might Be a Terrorist

Monologue
Derek Jeter
Wally Feresten
Dean Obeidallah ... audience member
Matt Piedmont ... audience member
T. Sean Shannon ... audience member
Emily Spivey ... audience member
Scott Wainio ... audience member
Patrick Ferrell ... audience member
Commercial

Preparation H

Dean Edwards ... skateboarder
Jimmy Fallon ... skateboarder
Will Ferrell ... announcer Voice
Chris Kattan ... skateboarder
Seth Meyers ... skateboarder
Jeff Richards ... skateboarder
Sketch

Yankee Wives

Derek Jeter ... Candice Soriano
David Cone ... skank
David Wells ... skank
Rachel Dratch ... Shaunice Clemens
Ana Gasteyer ... Patrice Williams
Amy Poehler ... Clarice Knoblauch
Maya Rudolph ... Felice Rivera
Dean Obeidallah ... spectator
Patrick Ferrell ... spectator
Sketch

Masseuse

Derek Jeter ... customer
Chris Kattan ... Gary
Commercial

Dissing Your Dog

Jim Downey ... announcer Voice
Will Ferrell ... Dale Sturtevant
Show

Dealing with Mom and Dad

Derek Jeter
Jimmy Fallon ... Justin
Will Ferrell ... Greg Fields /Gary
Ana Gasteyer ... Cynthia Davis /mother
Darrell Hammond ... TV announcer Voice
Chris Kattan ... David Johndrow /Patrick
Amy Poehler ... Stephanie Falloure /Bridget
Jeff Richards ... teammate
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice
Musical Performance

"Whenever, Wherever"

Sketch

Pep Talk

Jimmy Fallon ... henchman
Will Ferrell ... Osama bin Laden
Seth Meyers ... henchman
Horatio Sanz ... Rachmed
Sketch

Man Perm

Derek Jeter ... Glen
Will Ferrell ... John
Ana Gasteyer ... Gwenevere
Maya Rudolph ... Tracy
Horatio Sanz ... guest