| Cold Opening | Vice Presidential Address |
| Show | Iron Chef |
| Show | Eric Dickerson's NFL Pre Game Special |
| Sketch | Dr. King Assembly |
| Musical Performance | "I'm Like A Bird" |
| Sketch | Soap Opera Shoot |
| Sketch | Big Baby |
| Sketch | T.G.I. Friday's |
| Film | The Pervert |
| Sketch | Classic Vaudeville |
| Cold Opening | Vice Presidential Address |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Karl Rove |
| Monologue |
| Tracy Morgan | ||
| Melanie Graham | ... | audience member |
| Steve Higgins | ... | audience member |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | audience member |
| Paula Pell | ... | audience member |
| John Zonars | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | guy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | cannibal |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | trailer trash |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Skeeter |
| Chris Kattan | ... | trailer trash |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | cannibal |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | cannibal |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | trailer trash |
| Jerry Minor | ... | guy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | trailer trash |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | guy |
| Show | Iron Chef |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | kitchen reporter |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Yakimuro Saijo |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Chairman Kaga |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Emeril Lagasse |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Toshi Taguda |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mashihoro Korimoto |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Yoko Akino |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Hiroko Yamakazi |
| Tina Fey | ... | Yoko's translator Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Kaga's translator Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | Hiroko's translator Voice |
| Show | Eric Dickerson's NFL Pre Game Special |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Dennis Miller |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Dan Fouts |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Eric Dickerson |
| Chris Parnell | ... | ABC announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Dr. King Assembly |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Marty Culp |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Bobbi Mohan-Culp |
| Jerry Minor | ... | principal |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | ... |
Katherine Harris
Responds to those who criticized her appearance |
| Jimmy Fallon |
Review of Clinton's farewell tour | |
| Chris Kattan |
Terrible ReenactmentPrince Charles | |
| Maya Rudolph | ... |
Marta Mercado
Commentary on Linda Chavez |
| Sketch | Soap Opera Shoot |
| Will Ferrell | ... | actor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Eric Braeden |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Patsy Marsh |
| Chris Kelly | ||
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | assistant |
| Sketch | Big Baby |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Brogan |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mr. Phillips |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Chico |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Cat Man |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Wendy Phillips |
| Sketch | T.G.I. Friday's |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Thadeus Garfield Ignatius Friday |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Craig |
| Chris Parnell | ... | manager |
| Molly Shannon | ... | patron |
| Film | The Pervert |
| Chris Parnell | ... | waiter |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | pervert |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Cream of Wheat chef |
| Adam McKay | ... | pervert |
| Sketch | Dr. King Assembly |
| Cold Opening | Vice Presidential Address |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Karl Rove |
| Show | Eric Dickerson's NFL Pre Game Special |
| Weekend Update |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... |
Katherine Harris
Responds to those who criticized her appearance |
| Maya Rudolph | ... |
Marta Mercado
Commentary on Linda Chavez |
| Cold Opening | Vice Presidential Address |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Karl Rove |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Charlie Sheen | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ||
| Melanie Graham | ... | audience member |
| Steve Higgins | ... | audience member |
| Dennis McNicholas | ... | audience member |
| Paula Pell | ... | audience member |
| John Zonars | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Charlie Sheen | ... | guy |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | guy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | cannibal |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | trailer trash |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Skeeter |
| Chris Kattan | ... | trailer trash |
| Chris Parnell | ... | cannibal |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | cannibal |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | trailer trash |
| Jerry Minor | ... | guy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | trailer trash |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | guy |
| Show | Iron Chef |
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Derek Parsons |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | kitchen reporter |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Yakimuro Saijo |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Chairman Kaga |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Emeril Lagasse |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Toshi Taguda |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mashihoro Korimoto |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Yoko Akino |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Hiroko Yamakazi |
| Tina Fey | ... | Yoko's translator Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Kaga's translator Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | Hiroko's translator Voice |
| Show | Eric Dickerson's NFL Pre Game Special |
| Charlie Sheen | ... | Rick Vaughn |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Dennis Miller |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Dan Fouts |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Eric Dickerson |
| Chris Parnell | ... | ABC announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Dr. King Assembly |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Marty Culp |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Bobbi Mohan-Culp |
| Jerry Minor | ... | principal |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | ... |
Katherine Harris
Responds to those who criticized her appearance |
| Jimmy Fallon |
Review of Clinton's farewell tour | |
| Charlie Sheen | ||
| Chris Kattan |
Terrible ReenactmentPrince Charles | |
| Maya Rudolph | ... |
Marta Mercado
Commentary on Linda Chavez |
⁕Ana Gasteyer begins a joke about Jimmy Fallon with "Cheech called", but it was written as "Screech called". Consequently, this segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Soap Opera Shoot |
| Charlie Sheen | ... | director |
| Will Ferrell | ... | actor |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Eric Braeden |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Patsy Marsh |
| Chris Kelly | ||
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | assistant |
| Sketch | Big Baby |
| Charlie Sheen | ... | doctor |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Brogan |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mr. Phillips |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Chico |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Cat Man |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Wendy Phillips |
| Sketch | T.G.I. Friday's |
| Charlie Sheen | ... | patron |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Thadeus Garfield Ignatius Friday |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Craig |
| Chris Parnell | ... | manager |
| Molly Shannon | ... | patron |
| Film | The Pervert |
| Patrick McCartney | ... | Jeff |
| Chris Parnell | ... | waiter |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | pervert |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Cream of Wheat chef |
| Adam McKay | ... | pervert |
| Sketch | Classic Vaudeville |
| Charlie Sheen | ||
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Fleisy |
⁕An audience member can be heard shouting into an audience microphone as this sketch goes to commercial. This is removed in reruns.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Charlie Sheen | 9 | ||||
| Nelly Furtado | 1 | ||||
| Pamelia Kurstin | 1 | ||||
| Patrick McCartney | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 7 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 5 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 9 | 3 | 5 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 3 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 4 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jerry Minor | 3 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Melanie Graham | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Kelly | 1 | ||||
| Adam McKay | 1 | ||||
| Dennis McNicholas | 1 | ||||
| Dean Obeidallah | 1 | ||||
| Paula Pell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Matt Piedmont | 1 | ||||
| John Zonars | 1 | ||||
| 76 | 4 | 10 | 9 |