| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | ... |
Katherine Harris
Responds to those who criticized her appearance |
| Jimmy Fallon |
Review of Clinton's farewell tour | |
| Charlie Sheen | ||
| Chris Kattan |
Terrible ReenactmentPrince Charles | |
| Maya Rudolph | ... |
Marta Mercado
Commentary on Linda Chavez |
⁕Ana Gasteyer begins a joke about Jimmy Fallon with "Cheech called", but it was written as "Screech called". Consequently, this segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.