January 13, 2001#1
| Cold Opening | Vice Presidential Address |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Karl Rove |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Vice Presidential Address |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Karl Rove |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |