| Commercial |
| Charlie Sheen | ... | guy |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | guy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | cannibal |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | trailer trash |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Skeeter |
| Chris Kattan | ... | trailer trash |
| Chris Parnell | ... | cannibal |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | cannibal |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | trailer trash |
| Jerry Minor | ... | guy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | trailer trash |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | guy |