| Cold Opening | The Republican Candidates |
| Sketch | Holiday Parade |
| Game Show | Who Wants To Eat |
| Cartoon | Millennium Fun With Real Audio |
| Musical Performance | "Mixed Bizness" |
| Musical Performance | "Sexx Laws" |
| Sketch | Holiday Parade |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Johnny Pinto |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Craig Buchanan |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Arianna |
| Commercial |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | David Bowie |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Celine Dion |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Ricky Martin |
| Tim Meadows | ... | D'Angelo |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Lou Bega |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Mariah Carey |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Bing Crosby |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Tori Amos |
| Game Show | Who Wants To Eat |
| Will Ferrell | ... | relative Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Regis Philbin /Rajneesh Philbin |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Sonja's husband |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Kimba |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | assistant |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jacob Silj |
| Show |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Baron Nocturna |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Azrael Abyss |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Circe Nightshade |
| Show |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Sally Jessy Raphael |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | "Sergeant" Frank |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Jean |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | The Republican Candidates |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
⁕A loud bang is heard during the beginning of this sketch. Darrell Hammond reacts by quickly glancing to the side.
| Sketch | Holiday Parade |
| Christina Ricci | ... | Gabby Malowski |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Johnny Pinto |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Craig Buchanan |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Arianna |
⁕Will Ferrell messes up saying "jujitsu", but this is fixed in reruns.
♬Earth, Wind & Fire - "Shining Star"
| Commercial |
| Christina Ricci | ... | Britney Spears |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | David Bowie |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Celine Dion |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Ricky Martin |
| Tim Meadows | ... | D'Angelo |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Lou Bega |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Mariah Carey |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Bing Crosby |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Tori Amos |
| Game Show | Who Wants To Eat |
| Christina Ricci | ... | Sonja Kradevic |
| Will Ferrell | ... | relative Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Regis Philbin /Rajneesh Philbin |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Sonja's husband |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Kimba |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | assistant |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕The word "symptoms" is misspelled in the graphic for the first question.
| Cartoon | Millennium Fun With Real Audio |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jacob Silj |
| Show |
| Christina Ricci | ... | Hezabiah of the Dusk |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Baron Nocturna |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Azrael Abyss |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Circe Nightshade |
♬Bau Haus - "Bela Lugosi's Dead"
| Show |
| Christina Ricci | ... | Amber |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Sally Jessy Raphael |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | "Sergeant" Frank |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Jean |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Christina Ricci's fake punch goes too far, and she accidentally hits Ana Gasteyer on the nose. Christina notices her mistake and covers her mouth.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Christina Ricci | 7 | 1 | |||
| Beck | 2 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 5 | 3 | 2 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 2 | 2 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 5 | 2 | 3 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Cheri Oteri | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Parnell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | |||||
| Molly Shannon | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rachel Dratch | 2 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| 43 | 6 | 12 | 8 |