| Cold Opening | A Message from Donald Trump |
| Monologue | “Fight Club” |
| Musical Performance | "Brand New Day" |
| Sketch | Christmas Urchins |
| Sketch | Pokemon |
| Musical Performance | "Desert Rose" |
| Sketch | Thanksgiving Dinner |
| Cold Opening | A Message from Donald Trump |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Trump |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Herlihy | ... | John's father Voice |
| Monologue | “Fight Club” |
| Ana Gasteyer | ||
| Cheri Oteri | ||
| Molly Shannon | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ||
| Tina Fey | ... | audience member |
| T. Sean Shannon | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | executive |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Gordon |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | executive |
| Lukasz Gottwald | ||
| Lenny Pickett | ||
| Donna Richards | ||
| Gena Rositano |
| Show |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Miranda |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mr. Peepers |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Charlotte |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | bartender |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Samantha |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... |
George W. Bush
Commentary on his autobiography |
| Tracy Morgan |
Update ForumDiscussion of racial issues |
| Sketch | Christmas Urchins |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | son |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | mother |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | grandpa |
| Chris Kattan | ... | son |
| Chris Parnell | ... | father |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Pip |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Kim Plunkett |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wayne Porter Still |
| Sketch | Thanksgiving Dinner |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | mother |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Grandpa Bud |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Roberta |
| Chris Parnell | ... | father |
| Sketch |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Nick Burns#1 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | computer user#1 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | computer user#1 |
| Cold Opening | A Message from Donald Trump |
| John Carpenter | Live | |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Trump#2 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Herlihy | ... | John's father Voice |
⁕John Carpenter did not appear at dress rehearsal. He was played by Jimmy Fallon.
| Monologue | “Fight Club” |
| Jennifer Aniston | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | ||
| Cheri Oteri | ||
| Molly Shannon | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ||
| Tina Fey | ... | audience member |
| T. Sean Shannon | ... | audience member |
♬The Dust Brothers - "Stealing Fat"
| Show |
| Jennifer Aniston | ... | Mary Jo "Didi" Robbins |
| Sting | ... | Hal "The Hawk" Robbins |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Gayle Gleason#5 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Helen Madden#7 |
| Sketch |
| Jennifer Aniston | ... | employee |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Nick Burns#1 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | computer user#1 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | computer user#1 |
| Commercial |
| Jennifer Aniston | ... | Angela |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | executive |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Gordon |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | executive |
| Lukasz Gottwald | ||
| Lenny Pickett | ||
| Donna Richards | ||
| Gena Rositano |
| Show |
| Jennifer Aniston | ... | Carrie |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Miranda |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mr. Peepers#7 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Charlotte |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | bartender |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Samantha |
♬Fatboy Slim - "The Rockafeller Skank"
♬Lou Bega - "Mambo No. 5"
♬Dave Sarkys & Janko Nilovic - "Rosa's Bossa"
♬Chris Isaak - "Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing"
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... |
George W. Bush#2 Commentary on his autobiography |
| Tracy Morgan |
Update ForumDiscussion of racial issues |
⁕The Update Forum segment originally appeared at the 10.23.1999 dress rehearsal.
| Sketch | Christmas Urchins |
| Jennifer Aniston | ... | Peter |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | son |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | mother |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | grandpa |
| Chris Kattan | ... | son |
| Chris Parnell | ... | father |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Pip |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Kim Plunkett |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wayne Porter Still |
| Sketch | Thanksgiving Dinner |
| Jennifer Aniston | ... | Sarah |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | mother |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Grandpa Bud |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Roberta#2 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | father |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jennifer Aniston | 8 | ||||
| Sting | 3 | ||||
| John Carpenter | 1 | ||||
| Chris Botti | 2 | ||||
| Manu Katche | 2 | ||||
| Cheb Mami | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Ana Gasteyer | 6 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 8 | 1 | 4 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 2 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 1 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | ||||
| Cheri Oteri | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Lukasz Gottwald | 1 | ||||
| Tim Herlihy | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Donna Richards | 1 | ||||
| Gena Rositano | 1 | ||||
| T. Sean Shannon | 1 | ||||
| 65 | 7 | 2 | 6 | 1 |
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