| Sketch | Holiday Parade |
| Christina Ricci | ... | Gabby Malowski |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Johnny Pinto |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Craig Buchanan#17 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Arianna#17 |
⁕Will Ferrell messes up saying "jujitsu on their ass". This is fixed in reruns.
♬Earth, Wind & Fire - "Shining Star"