| Sketch | Mango |
| Sketch | Metal Shop |
| Miscellaneous | Happy Holidays From The Ladies' Man |
| Cartoon | The Year In Journalism |
| Musical Performance | "Great Beyond" |
| Sketch | Rockettes Auditions |
| Sketch | Trial |
| Musical Performance | "Man on the Moon" |
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Arnold Schwarzenegger Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Mango |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jimmy Stewart |
| Will Ferrell | ... | brother |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | mother |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Harvey |
| Sketch | Metal Shop |
| Miscellaneous | Happy Holidays From The Ladies' Man |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Leon Phelps |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Rockettes Auditions |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Stephanie Jensen |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Sally O'Malley |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Katie Riley |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Sketch | Trial |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | bailiff |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mr. Brownstone |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Judge Timbler |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Claudine Parker |
| Rich Francese | ... | Nick Gaudelli |
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Arnold Schwarzenegger Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw Live |
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Arnold Schwarzenegger Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
⁕Danny DeVito says he is now a member of the Five-Timers Club, but it's his sixth time hosting.
| Sketch |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Willie Bouchet |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Margaret Jo McCullin |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Terry Rialto |
| Sketch | Mango |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Guava |
| Michael Stipe | ... | Christmas Fairy |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jimmy Stewart |
| Will Ferrell | ... | brother |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | mother |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Harvey |
♬Larry Chance & The Earls - "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
♬Everything But The Girl - "Missing"
♬"The Wizard of Oz" Overture
| Sketch | Metal Shop |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Verne Hilbert |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat Sullivan |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Frankie Hilbert |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Denise McDenna |
| Gregory Siff | ... | student |
| Miscellaneous | Happy Holidays From The Ladies' Man |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Leon Phelps |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Al Franken |
Me, Al FrankenThe Al Franken Millennium | |
| Joe Franken (II) |
⁕Colin Quinn reacts to several fake snowflakes which fall on the desk, leftovers from the previous sketch. Also, he accidentally says "dick trader" instead of "dictator" during a joke about Fidel Castro. After much cheers and applause, he ad-libs "let's applaud the audience member that snickered when I messed up 'dictator.'"
| Sketch | Rockettes Auditions |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Mr. Monroe |
| The Rockettes | ||
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Stephanie Jensen |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Sally O'Malley |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Katie Riley |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Sketch | Trial |
| Danny DeVito | ... | Mrs. Gaudelli |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | bailiff |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mr. Brownstone |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Judge Timbler |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Claudine Parker |
| Rich Francese | ... | Nick Gaudelli |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Danny DeVito | 6 | ||||
| R.E.M. | 2 | ||||
| Michael Stipe | 1 | ||||
| Joe Franken (II) | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Courtney Love | 1 | ||||
| The Rockettes | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Ferrell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | 2 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | 2 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Cheri Oteri | 2 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | 2 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 2 | 2 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 2 | 1 | |||
| Danielle Flora | 2 | ||||
| Rich Francese | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Gregory Siff | 1 | ||||
| 48 | 13 | 3 | 5 |