| Cold Opening | Academy Awards Pre-Show |
| Sketch | Banana Republic |
| Cartoon | Oscar's Greatest Moments |
| Musical Performance | "Special" |
| Musical Performance | "When I Grow Up" |
| Cold Opening | Academy Awards Pre-Show |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joan Rivers Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John Travolta |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Cuba Gooding Jr. |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melissa Rivers |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Cate Blanchett |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Hanks |
| Monologue |
| Chris Kattan | ... | whiskey |
| Cheri Oteri | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Adam Sandler |
| Chris Parnell | ... | carrot |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | British gent |
| Cheryl Hardwick |
| Sketch | Banana Republic |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Gary |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Jen |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Alex |
| Molly Shannon | ... | customer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | customer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | customer |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton
Commentary on Hillary running for the Senate |
| Chris Kattan |
Commentary on Cher's song "Believe" |
| Show |
| Will Ferrell | ... | David Larry |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Dr. Vivian Stam |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Miss Colleen |
| Scott Wainio |
| Sketch |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Terrence Maddox |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | teacher |
| Tim Meadows | ... | student |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | student |
| Molly Shannon | ... | student |
| Cold Opening | Academy Awards Pre-Show |
| Jill Dalton | ... | Sara Kapfer |
| Michael Delaney | ... | photographer |
| Cold Opening | Academy Awards Pre-Show |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Cher |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joan Rivers Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John Travolta |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Cuba Gooding Jr. |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melissa Rivers |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Cate Blanchett |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Hanks |
| Jill Dalton | ... | Sara Kapfer |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton
Commentary on Hillary running for the Senate |
| Cold Opening | Academy Awards Pre-Show |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Cher |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joan Rivers Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John Travolta |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Cuba Gooding Jr. |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melissa Rivers |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Cate Blanchett |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Hanks |
| Jill Dalton | ... | Sara Kapfer |
| Michael Delaney | ... | photographer |
| Monologue |
| Drew Barrymore | ||
| Chris Kattan | ... | whiskey |
| Cheri Oteri | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Adam Sandler |
| Chris Parnell | ... | carrot |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | British gent |
| Cheryl Hardwick |
| Sketch | Banana Republic |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Julie |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Gary |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Jen |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Alex |
| Molly Shannon | ... | customer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | customer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | customer |
| Show |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Melanie Griffith |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Gatos Picantes member |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Antonio Banderas |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Señor Guadalupe Ramirez |
| John Zonars | ... | Gatos Picantes member |
⁕Chris Kattan's large patch of fake pubic hair was not planned for the live show.
| Cartoon | Oscar's Greatest Moments |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton
Commentary on Hillary running for the Senate |
| Chris Kattan |
Commentary on Cher's song "Believe" |
| Show |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Michael Troylo |
| Will Ferrell | ... | David Larry |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Dr. Vivian Stam |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Miss Colleen |
| Scott Wainio |
| Sketch |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Lucy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Terrence Maddox |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | teacher |
| Tim Meadows | ... | student |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | student |
| Molly Shannon | ... | student |
♬Sex Pistols - "Anarchy in the U.K."
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Drew Barrymore | 8 | 4 | |||
| Garbage | 2 | ||||
| Edward Norton | 1 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 5 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 1 | 3 | 2 | |
| Chris Kattan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Cheri Oteri | 3 | 1 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Chris Parnell | 4 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Scott Wainio | 1 | ||||
| John Zonars | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jill Dalton | 1 | 1 | |||
| Michael Delaney | 1 | ||||
| 52 | 6 | 19 | 2 |