| Cold Opening | Academy Awards Pre-Show |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Cher |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joan Rivers Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John Travolta |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Cuba Gooding Jr. |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melissa Rivers |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Cate Blanchett |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Hanks |
| Jill Dalton | ... | Sara Kapfer |
| Michael Delaney | ... | photographer |