| Show |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Melanie Griffith |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Gatos Picantes member |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Antonio Banderas |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Señor Guadalupe Ramirez |
| John Zonars | ... | Gatos Picantes member |
⁕Chris Kattan's large patch of fake pubic hair was not planned for the live show.