| Show |
| Drew Barrymore | ... | Melanie Griffith |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Gatos Picantes member#2 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Antonio Banderas#3 |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Señor Guadalupe Ramirez#2 |
| John Zonars | ... | Gatos Picantes member#3 |
⁕Chris Kattan's large patch of fake pubic hair was not planned for the live show.