| Aired: | 04.17.1993 (5 / 16) |
| Kirstie Alley | ... | audience member |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | audience member |
| Chris Farley | ... | Brad |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Matthews |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Janeane Matthews |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Montel Williams |
| Andy Murphy | ... | audience member |
| Mike Myers | ... | audience member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | audience member |
| Chris Rock | ... | audience member |
| Adam Sandler | ... | audience member |
| Rob Schneider | ... | audience member |
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | audience member |