| Cold Opening | L.A. Law |
| Sketch | Harassment Trial |
| Show | The Arakawa Group |
| Musical Performance | "Here We Go Let's Rock and Roll", "Gonna Make You Sweat" |
| Sketch | Partridge Family vs. Brady Bunch |
| Sketch | Gestures “Onomatopoeia Date” |
| Miscellaneous | Backstage |
| Sketch | Boss & Janitor |
| Musical Performance | "A Deeper Love" |
| Sketch | Art Museum |
| Cold Opening | L.A. Law |
| Chris Farley | ... | Benny |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Leland |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary |
| Mike Myers | ... | Michael |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Douglas |
| Chris Rock | ... | Jonathan |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer Live |
| David Spade | ... | associate |
| Commercial |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | girl |
| Chris Rock | ... | guy |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | girl |
| Tim Meadows | ... | guy |
| Adam Sandler | ... | guy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | guy |
| David Spade | ... | guy |
| Warren Hutcherson | ... | guy |
| Sketch | Harassment Trial |
| Chris Farley | ... | juror |
| Phil Hartman | ... | J. Gregory Garrison |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | juror |
| Mike Myers | ... | Vincent Fuller |
| Chris Rock | ... | juror |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | juror |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | juror |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | juror |
| Tim Meadows | ... | juror |
| Adam Sandler | ... | juror |
| David Spade | ... | juror |
| Beth Cahill | ... | juror |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | juror |
| Robert Smigel | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | The Arakawa Group |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Tatsuro Watanaki |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Yuki Kosomoto |
| Mike Myers | ... | Yosho Arakawa |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Kichi Tayoka |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... |
Crystal Blue Persuasion Commentary on Haiti |
| Adam Sandler | ... |
Cajun Man
Report on Mardi Gras |
| Kevin Nealon |
Subliminal EditorialJapan |
| Sketch | Partridge Family vs. Brady Bunch |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Keith Partridge |
| Chris Farley | ... | Reuben Kincaid |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Sam |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cindy Brady |
| Mike Myers | ... | Danny Partridge |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Greg Brady |
| Chris Rock | ... | Mush Mouth |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Shirley Partridge |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Tracy Partridge |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Peter Brady |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Bobby Brady |
| David Spade | ... | Chris Partridge |
| Beth Cahill | ... | Marcia Brady |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Jan Brady |
| Christine Zander | ... | Alice |
| Sketch | Boss & Janitor |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bob Jensen |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Anderson |
| Mike Myers | ... | Jake Kelly |
| Sketch | Art Museum |
| Chris Farley | ... | guard |
| Phil Hartman | ... | visitor |
| Mike Myers | ... | visitor |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | visitor |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | visitor |
| Tim Meadows | ... | visitor |
| Beth Cahill | ... | visitor |
| Sketch | Harassment Trial |
| Cold Opening | L.A. Law |
| Susan Dey | ... | Grace |
| Chris Farley | ... | Benny |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Leland |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary |
| Mike Myers | ... | Michael |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Douglas |
| Chris Rock | ... | Jonathan |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer#7 Live |
| David Spade | ... | associate |
| Commercial |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | girl |
| Chris Rock | ... | guy |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | girl |
| Tim Meadows | ... | guy |
| Adam Sandler | ... | guy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | guy |
| David Spade | ... | guy |
| Warren Hutcherson | ... | guy |
| Sketch | Harassment Trial |
| Susan Dey | ... | Patricia Gifford |
| Chris Farley | ... | juror |
| Phil Hartman | ... | J. Gregory Garrison |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | juror |
| Mike Myers | ... | Vincent Fuller |
| Chris Rock | ... | juror |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | juror |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | juror |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | juror |
| Tim Meadows | ... | juror |
| Adam Sandler | ... | juror |
| David Spade | ... | juror |
| Beth Cahill | ... | juror |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | juror |
| Robert Smigel | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Murphy | ... | spectator |
| Grafton True | ... | spectator |
| Show | The Arakawa Group |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Tatsuro Watanaki |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Yuki Kosomoto |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Yosho Arakawa |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Kichi Tayoka |
| Sketch |
| Susan Dey | ... | Kathy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | The Sensitive Naked Man#1 |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... |
Crystal Blue Persuasion Commentary on Haiti |
| Adam Sandler | ... |
Cajun Man#1
Report on Mardi Gras |
| Kevin Nealon |
Subliminal EditorialJapan |
⁕Cajun Man's segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Partridge Family vs. Brady Bunch |
| Susan Dey | ... | Laurie Partridge |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Keith Partridge |
| Chris Farley | ... | Reuben Kincaid |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Sam |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cindy Brady |
| Mike Myers | ... | Danny Partridge |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Greg Brady |
| Chris Rock | ... | Mush Mouth |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Shirley Partridge |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Tracy Partridge |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Peter Brady |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Bobby Brady |
| David Spade | ... | Chris Partridge |
| Beth Cahill | ... | Marcia Brady |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Jan Brady#2 |
| Christine Zander | ... | Alice |
⁕In reruns, some lines are dubbed over or replaced with the dress rehearsal version to correct flubs.
⁕The Sam and Alice appearances are removed in reruns.
♬David Cassidy & The Partridge Family - "Come On Get Happy"
♬David Cassidy & The Partridge Family - "I Think I Love You"
♬David Cassidy & The Partridge Family - "I Woke Up In Love This Morning"
| Sketch | Boss & Janitor |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bob Jensen |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Anderson |
| Mike Myers | ... | Jake Kelly |
| Sketch | Art Museum |
| Susan Dey | ... | visitor |
| Chris Farley | ... | guard |
| Phil Hartman | ... | visitor |
| Mike Myers | ... | visitor |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | visitor |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | visitor |
| Tim Meadows | ... | visitor |
| Beth Cahill | ... | visitor |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Susan Dey | 8 | 1 | |||
| C+C Music Factory | 2 | ||||
| Deborah Cooper | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 4 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 4 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 7 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 4 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 2 | ||||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 5 | 1 | |||
| Siobhan Fallon | 2 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 4 | 1 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| David Spade | 4 | ||||
| Beth Cahill | 3 | ||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Melanie Hutsell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Warren Hutcherson | 1 | ||||
| Christine Zander | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| Grafton True | 1 | ||||
| 79 | 5 | 3 | 3 |
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