| Cold Opening | L.A. Law |
| Susan Dey | ... | Grace |
| Chris Farley | ... | Benny |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Leland |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary |
| Mike Myers | ... | Michael |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Douglas |
| Chris Rock | ... | Jonathan |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer#7 Live |
| David Spade | ... | associate |