| Cold Opening | Olympic Figure Skating |
| Sketch | The Life and Times of Johnny Hildo “Dildo” |
| Show | The Arsenio Hall Show |
| Musical Performance | "The Concept" |
| Show | Beverly Hills 90210 |
| Sketch | Marriage Tests |
| Musical Performance | "What You Do To Me", "Pet Rock" |
| Sketch | Bank Robbery |
| Cold Opening | Olympic Figure Skating |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Scott Hamilton |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Verne Lundquist |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Tracy Wilson |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Brian's mother |
| Monologue |
| Rob Schneider | ... | audience member |
| Beth Cahill | ... | Betsy /audience member |
| Erin Maroney | ... | Ellen /audience member |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | audience member |
| Christine Zander | ... | Michelle /audience member |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | spokesperson |
| Tim Meadows | ... | paramedic |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | driver |
| Tom Davis | ... | technician |
| Sketch | The Life and Times of Johnny Hildo “Dildo” |
| Chris Farley | ... | guard |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Wiltern |
| Mike Myers | ... | student |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Larry Bagina |
| Chris Rock | ... | student |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | student |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Kristin |
| Tim Meadows | ... | student |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| David Spade | ... | student |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | student |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Love Werks |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Susan |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Elsa |
| Mike Myers | ... | Dieter |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Lego Dominatrix |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Mrs. Schreiber |
| Show | The Arsenio Hall Show |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| David Spade |
Commentary on the shooting of a circus elephant |
| Show | Beverly Hills 90210 |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dylan |
| Chris Farley | ... | Hal McPherson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Nat |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Kelly |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Superintendent Collier |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Brenda |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Felipe |
| David Spade | ... | Steve |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Donna |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Bank Robbery |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Nicky |
| Chris Farley | ... | officer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | officer |
| Chris Rock | ... | Buster Jenkins |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | teller |
| Tim Meadows | ... | customer |
| Warren Hutcherson | ... | customer |
| Cold Opening | Olympic Figure Skating |
| Show | The Arsenio Hall Show |
| Cold Opening | Olympic Figure Skating |
| Jason Priestley | ... | Brian Demming Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Scott Hamilton |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Verne Lundquist#1 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Tracy Wilson |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Brian's mother |
♬Parry Music - "The Coliseum"
| Monologue |
| Jason Priestley | ||
| Rob Schneider | ... | audience member |
| Beth Cahill | ... | Betsy /audience member |
| Erin Maroney | ... | Ellen /audience member |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | audience member |
| Christine Zander | ... | Michelle /audience member |
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | spokesperson |
| Tim Meadows | ... | paramedic |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | driver |
| Tom Davis | ... | technician |
| Sketch | The Life and Times of Johnny Hildo “Dildo” |
| Jason Priestley | ... | Johnny Hildo |
| Chris Farley | ... | guard |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Wiltern |
| Mike Myers | ... | student |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Larry Bagina |
| Chris Rock | ... | student |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | student |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Kristin |
| Tim Meadows | ... | student |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer#8 |
| David Spade | ... | student |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | student |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Love Werks |
| Jason Priestley | ... | Wolfie Schreiber |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Susan#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Elsa |
| Mike Myers | ... | Dieter#10 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Lego Dominatrix |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Mrs. Schreiber |
| James Anderson | ... | dancer |
♬Kraftwerk - "Electric Café"
| Show | The Arsenio Hall Show |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| David Spade |
Commentary on the shooting of a circus elephant |
| Show | Beverly Hills 90210 |
| Jason Priestley | ... | Brandon |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dylan |
| Chris Farley | ... | Hal McPherson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Nat |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Kelly |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Superintendent Collier |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Brenda |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Felipe |
| David Spade | ... | Steve |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Donna |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬The Jumping Jewels & De Wolfe Music - "Utopia"
| Sketch | Bank Robbery |
| Jason Priestley | ... | Bobby |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Nicky |
| Chris Farley | ... | officer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | officer |
| Chris Rock | ... | Buster Jenkins#1 |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | teller |
| Tim Meadows | ... | customer |
| Warren Hutcherson | ... | customer |
| Grafton True | ... | customer |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jason Priestley | 8 | 1 | |||
| Teenage Fanclub | 2 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 2 | |||
| Chris Farley | 3 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 9 | 1 | 1 | 4 | |
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 3 | ||||
| Siobhan Fallon | 2 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| David Spade | 3 | ||||
| Beth Cahill | 2 | ||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Melanie Hutsell | 4 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | |||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 2 | 2 | |||
| Warren Hutcherson | 1 | ||||
| Erin Maroney | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Bonnie Turner | 1 | ||||
| Christine Zander | 1 | ||||
| James Anderson | 1 | ||||
| Grafton True | 1 | ||||
| 76 | 4 | 9 | 9 |
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