| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Sketch | Tall Tales Of The Recession The Fast-Firing CEO |
| Musical Performance | "Stone Cold Bush" |
| Sketch | A Star Is Born |
| Musical Performance | "Under The Bridge" |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jesus |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Tasony |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Dick's biological mother |
| David Spade | ... | Dick Clark's receptionist |
| Show |
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | caller Voice |
| Adam Sandler | ... | caller Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Tall Tales Of The Recession The Fast-Firing CEO |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dollar Bill |
| Phil Hartman | ... | president of Behemoth Computers International |
| Tim Meadows | ... | security guard |
| Rob Schneider | ... | The Devil |
| Tom Davis | ... | security guard |
| Sketch | A Star Is Born |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Larry Roman |
| Phil Hartman | ... | awards announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary |
| Chris Rock | ... | Jaleel White |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Jackée Harry |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | presenter |
| Rob Schneider | ... | comedian |
| Sketch | Tall Tales Of The Recession The Fast-Firing CEO |
| Tom Arnold | ... | president of Consolidated Car Company |
| Sketch | Tall Tales Of The Recession The Fast-Firing CEO |
| Andy Murphy | ... | employee |
| Grafton True | ... | employee |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Jeff Renaudo | ... | Dan Quayle#4 |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#31 Live |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Jeff Renaudo | ... | Dan Quayle#4 |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#31 Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Roseanne Arnold | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jesus#3 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Tasony |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Dick's biological mother |
| David Spade | ... | Dick Clark's receptionist#2 |
| Show |
| Roseanne Arnold | ... | Liz's mother |
| Madonna | ... | Liz Rosenberg |
| Barbra Streisand | ||
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman#2 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | caller Voice |
| Adam Sandler | ... | caller Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Liz Rosenberg is the name of Madonna's publicist.
⁕Mike Myers, Madonna, and Roseanne were not told in advance about Barbra Streisand's cameo, so their reactions are genuine.
| Sketch | Tall Tales Of The Recession The Fast-Firing CEO |
| Tom Arnold | ... | president of Consolidated Car Company |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dollar Bill |
| Phil Hartman | ... | president of Behemoth Computers International |
| Tim Meadows | ... | security guard |
| Rob Schneider | ... | The Devil |
| Tom Davis | ... | security guard |
| Andy Murphy | ... | employee |
| Grafton True | ... | employee |
♬Gregor F. Narholz & Sonoton Film Orchestra - "Rodeo Stars"
| Sketch |
| Roseanne Arnold | ... | Christy Munson |
| Tom Arnold | ... | Mr. Munson |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Meg#2 |
| Beth Cahill | ... | Pam#2 |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Di#2 |
| Brett Barsky | ... | Peter |
| Sketch | A Star Is Born |
| Roseanne Arnold | ||
| Tom Arnold | ... | Kent Fairbanks |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Larry Roman#3 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | awards announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary |
| Chris Rock | ... | Jaleel White |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Jackée Harry#1 |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | presenter |
| Rob Schneider | ... | comedian |
⁕Roseanne chuckles before delivering a serious line.
| Show |
| Roseanne Arnold | ... | Jody Smalley |
| Tom Arnold | ... | Bobby Hensell |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Al Franken | ... | Stuart Smalley#8 |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Roseanne Arnold | 6 | ||||
| Tom Arnold | 5 | ||||
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | 2 | ||||
| Madonna | 1 | ||||
| Jeff Renaudo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Barbra Streisand | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Chris Farley | |||||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 1 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 2 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 1 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 2 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 1 | 1 | |||
| Siobhan Fallon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 1 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 2 | ||||
| David Spade | 1 | 1 | |||
| Beth Cahill | 1 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Melanie Hutsell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | |||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Brett Barsky | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| Grafton True | 1 | ||||
| 51 | 9 | 4 | 9 |
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