February 22, 1992S17E14 #320
| Hosts: | Roseanne Arnold, Tom Arnold |
| Musical Guest: | Red Hot Chili Peppers |
| Cameos: | Madonna, Jeff Renaudo, Barbra Streisand |
Voice Cameo: | John Henry Kurtz |
Extras: | Brett Barsky, Andy Murphy, Grafton True |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Sketch | Dick Clark Productions |
| Sketch | Tall Tales Of The Recession The Fast-Firing CEO |
| Musical Performance | "Stone Cold Bush" |
| Sketch | Delta Delta Delta |
| Sketch | A Star Is Born |
| Musical Performance | "Under The Bridge" |
| Sketch | Dick Clark Productions |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jesus |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Tasony |
| David Spade | ... | Dick Clark's receptionist |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Dick's biological mother |
| Show | Coffee Talk |
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman |
| Adam Sandler | ... | caller Voice |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | caller Voice |
| Sketch | Tall Tales Of The Recession The Fast-Firing CEO |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dollar Bill |
| Tom Davis | ... | security guard |
| Phil Hartman | ... | president of Behemoth Computers International |
| Tim Meadows | ... | security guard |
| Rob Schneider | ... | The Devil |
| Sketch | A Star Is Born |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Larry Roman |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Jackée Harry |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | presenter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | awards announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary |
| Chris Rock | ... | Jaleel White |
| Rob Schneider | ... | comedian |
| Sketch | Tall Tales Of The Recession The Fast-Firing CEO |
| Tom Arnold | ... | president of Consolidated Car Company |
| Sketch | Tall Tales Of The Recession The Fast-Firing CEO |
| Andy Murphy | ... | employee |
| Grafton True | ... | employee |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Jeff Renaudo | ... | Dan Quayle |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Dick Clark Productions |
| Roseanne Arnold | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jesus |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Tasony |
| David Spade | ... | Dick Clark's receptionist |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Dick's biological mother |
| Show | Coffee Talk |
| Roseanne Arnold | ... | Liz's mother |
| Barbra Streisand | ||
| Madonna | ... | Liz Rosenberg |
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman |
| Adam Sandler | ... | caller Voice |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | caller Voice |
| Sketch | Tall Tales Of The Recession The Fast-Firing CEO |
| Tom Arnold | ... | president of Consolidated Car Company |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dollar Bill |
| Tom Davis | ... | security guard |
| Phil Hartman | ... | president of Behemoth Computers International |
| Tim Meadows | ... | security guard |
| Rob Schneider | ... | The Devil |
| Andy Murphy | ... | employee |
| Grafton True | ... | employee |
| Sketch | Delta Delta Delta |
| Roseanne Arnold | ... | Christy Munson |
| Tom Arnold | ... | Mr. Munson |
| Beth Cahill | ... | Pam |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Meg |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Di |
| Brett Barsky | ... | Peter |
| Sketch | A Star Is Born |
| Roseanne Arnold | ||
| Tom Arnold | ... | Kent Fairbanks |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Larry Roman |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Jackée Harry |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | presenter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | awards announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | secretary |
| Chris Rock | ... | Jaleel White |
| Rob Schneider | ... | comedian |
| Show | Daily Affirmation |
| Roseanne Arnold | ... | Jody Smalley |
| Tom Arnold | ... | Bobby Hensell |
| Al Franken | ... | Stuart Smalley |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Roseanne Arnold | 6 | ||||
| Tom Arnold | 5 | ||||
| Red Hot Chili Peppers | 2 | ||||
| Barbra Streisand | 1 | ||||
| Jeff Renaudo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Madonna | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Beth Cahill | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Siobhan Fallon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Farley | |||||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 1 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 1 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 2 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 1 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 2 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | |||||
| David Spade | 1 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| Brett Barsky | 1 | ||||
| Grafton True | 1 | ||||
| 50 | 9 | 4 | 8 |