| Show | Adopt A Pet |
| Sketch | Daniel's Diner |
| Sketch | Dahmer's Defense |
| Musical Performance | "Go Back to Your Woods" |
| Game Show | Bob Swerski's Quiz Masters |
| Sketch | Van Morrison Concert |
| Musical Performance | "The Weight" |
| Miscellaneous | Backstage |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell Live |
| Sketch | Daniel's Diner |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Chris Farley | ... | patron |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | patron |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | patron |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | patron |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Mrs. Daniel |
| Rob Schneider | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Dahmer's Defense |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Alan |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Paul |
| Chris Rock | ... | guard |
| Tom Davis | ... | reporter |
| Musical Performance | "Go Back to Your Woods" |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Chris Rock |
Commentary on Arizona voting against Martin Luther King Jr. Day |
| Game Show | Bob Swerski's Quiz Masters |
| Sketch | Van Morrison Concert |
| Phil Hartman | ... | spectator |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | spectator |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Liz |
| Tim Meadows | ... | spectator |
| David Spade | ... | spectator |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | spectator |
| Tom Davis | ... | stadium announcer Voice |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | spectator |
| Terry Turner | ... | spectator |
| Musical Performance | "The Weight" |
| Commercial | Kaufman's Big And Tall, And Short And Small Sephardic Jew Men's Clothing Store |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Hal Kaufman |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Chevy Chase |
A brief history of breast implants and their problems |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar Live |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell Live |
| Game Show | Bob Swerski's Quiz Masters |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell Live |
| Show | Adopt A Pet |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Tom Hanes |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Terri Hanes |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | caller Voice |
| Sketch | Daniel's Diner |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Chris Farley | ... | patron |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | patron |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | patron |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | patron |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Mrs. Daniel |
| Rob Schneider | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Dahmer's Defense |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Jeffrey Dahmer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Alan |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Paul |
| Chris Rock | ... | guard |
| Tom Davis | ... | reporter |
| Musical Performance | "Go Back to Your Woods" |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Chris Rock |
Commentary on Arizona voting against Martin Luther King Jr. Day | |
| Chevy Chase |
A brief history of breast implants and their problems |
| Game Show | Bob Swerski's Quiz Masters |
| George Wendt | ... | Bob Swerski |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | Todd O'Connor |
| Mike Myers | ... | Pat Arnold |
| Beth Cahill | ... | Denise Swerski |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Carl Wollarski |
| Sketch | Van Morrison Concert |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Alan |
| Phil Hartman | ... | spectator |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | spectator |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Liz |
| Tim Meadows | ... | spectator |
| David Spade | ... | spectator |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | spectator |
| Tom Davis | ... | stadium announcer Voice |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | spectator |
| Terry Turner | ... | spectator |
⁕In reruns, this sketch is replaced with "Million Dollar Zombie" from 03.21.1992.
♬Van Morrison - "Moondance"
| Musical Performance | "The Weight" |
| Commercial | Kaufman's Big And Tall, And Short And Small Sephardic Jew Men's Clothing Store |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Enrique Kaufman |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Hal Kaufman |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chevy Chase | 7 | 1 | |||
| Robbie Robertson | 2 | ||||
| George Wendt | 1 | 1 | |||
| Monk Boudreaux | 2 | ||||
| Bruce Hornsby | 2 | ||||
| Ivan Neville | 2 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Farley | 2 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 4 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 5 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 2 | 2 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 2 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | |||||
| Siobhan Fallon | 1 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | |||||
| Rob Schneider | 2 | ||||
| David Spade | 1 | ||||
| Beth Cahill | 1 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Melanie Hutsell | 1 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Matt Chamberlain | 2 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 2 | 1 | |||
| Lew Del Gatto | 2 | ||||
| Earl Gardner | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lenny Pickett | 2 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| Bonnie Turner | 1 | ||||
| Terry Turner | 1 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 2 | ||||
| George Young | 2 | ||||
| 69 | 7 | 2 | 6 |