| Sketch | Copy Machine |
| Game Show | Community College Bowl |
| Musical Performance | "I Wanna Sex You Up" |
| Sketch | Apex Novelty |
| Show | Real Life With Jane Pauley |
| Musical Performance | "I Adore Mi Amor" |
| Sketch | Don't Get Me Wrong |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Johnny Carson Live |
| Chris Farley | ... | Dom DeLuise |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Burt Reynolds |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed McMahon |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Joan Embery |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | father |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Sarah |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | father |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Nan |
| Sketch | Copy Machine |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve |
| Mike Myers | ... | Tom |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Randy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sandy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| Game Show | Community College Bowl |
| Chris Farley | ... | Lundberg |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Hoigaard |
| Chris Rock | ... | Andre Jefferson |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Chandra Waring |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Strobel |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Joey Fusco |
| Erin Maroney | ... | audience member |
| John Zonars | ... | audience member |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Al Franken |
Commentary on the 1992 presidential campaign | |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Russ Hodges Voice |
| Sketch | Don't Get Me Wrong |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Julio |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Glenn |
| Tim Meadows | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Copy Machine |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve |
| Mike Myers | ... | Tom |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Randy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sandy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| Cold Opening |
| Jeff Daniels | ... | Jay Leno |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Johnny Carson Live |
| Chris Farley | ... | Dom DeLuise |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Burt Reynolds |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed McMahon |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Joan Embery |
| Cold Opening |
| Jeff Daniels | ... | Jay Leno |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Johnny Carson Live |
| Chris Farley | ... | Dom DeLuise |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Burt Reynolds |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed McMahon |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Joan Embery |
⁕A few seconds after Jeff Daniels "shrinks" and runs off, he is seen running in the opposite direction with stage manager Joe Dicso. This is removed in reruns.
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | father |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Sarah |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | father |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Nan |
| Sketch | Copy Machine |
| Jeff Daniels | ... | Larry Hansen |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve |
| Mike Myers | ... | Tom |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Randy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sandy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| Game Show | Community College Bowl |
| Jeff Daniels | ... | Eugene Fedorek |
| Chris Farley | ... | Lundberg |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Hoigaard |
| Chris Rock | ... | Andre Jefferson |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Chandra Waring |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Strobel |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Joey Fusco |
| Erin Maroney | ... | audience member |
| John Zonars | ... | audience member |
| John D. Bair | ... | audience member |
⁕The beginning of the pre-taped segment in which Ellen Cleghorne describes the school is cut off. This is fixed in reruns.
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Al Franken |
Commentary on the 1992 presidential campaign | |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Russ Hodges Voice |
⁕Al Franken's commentary is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Apex Novelty |
| Jeff Daniels | ... | Tom Jensen |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Clark |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | secretary Voice |
⁕Everything up until the exploding cigar is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Show | Real Life With Jane Pauley |
| Jeff Daniels | ... | Troy Maheux |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Jane Pauley |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Gina Maheux |
⁕The beginning of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Don't Get Me Wrong |
| Jeff Daniels | ... | Kurt |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Julio |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Glenn |
| Tim Meadows | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jeff Daniels | 8 | 1 | |||
| Color Me Badd | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Farley | 3 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Chris Rock | 1 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 1 | ||||
| Siobhan Fallon | 4 | 2 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 1 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 1 | ||||
| Rob Schneider | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| David Spade | |||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | |||||
| Erin Maroney | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Zonars | 1 | ||||
| John D. Bair | 1 | ||||
| 50 | 6 | 8 | 7 |