| Cold Opening |
| Jeff Daniels | ... | Jay Leno |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Johnny Carson#6 Live |
| Chris Farley | ... | Dom DeLuise#2 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Burt Reynolds#4 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed McMahon#6 |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Joan Embery#1 |
⁕A few seconds after Jeff Daniels "shrinks" and runs off, he is seen running in the opposite direction with stage manager Joe Dicso. This is removed in reruns.