| Cold Opening | Clarence Thomas Hearings |
| Sketch | Il Cantore |
| Musical Performance | "Into the Great Wide Open" |
| Sketch | Their Eyes Were On Their Breasts! |
| Musical Performance | "Kings Highway" |
| Show | Psycho Divorced Mother The Phone Company |
| Sketch | Look Who Else Is Talking Also |
| Cold Opening | Clarence Thomas Hearings |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Strom Thurmond |
| Chris Farley | ... | Howell Heflin |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Kennedy |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Joe Biden |
| Chris Rock | ... | Long Dong Silver Live |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Anita Hill |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Clarence Thomas |
| Al Franken | ... | Paul M. Simon |
| Warren Hutcherson | ... | spectator |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Il Cantore |
| Dana Carvey | ... | waiter |
| Chris Farley | ... | Marco |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | patron |
| Mike Myers | ... | Marcello |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Kirkpatrick |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Fabio |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Carlo |
| Sketch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jim |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | girl Still |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill |
| Chris Rock | ... | coworker |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Christy |
| Tim Meadows | ... | guy Still |
| Adam Sandler | ... | guy Still |
| Rob Schneider | ... | guy Still |
| David Spade | ... | guy Still |
| Christine Zander | ... | girl Still |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Chris Rock |
Commentary on the Clarence Thomas situation | |
| Victoria Jackson |
Smart CommentaryTerm limits | |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Phil Perry /sports anchor |
| Sketch | Their Eyes Were On Their Breasts! |
| Dana Carvey | ... | advisor |
| Chris Farley | ... | soldier |
| Phil Hartman | ... | narrator Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | scientist |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Eagleboob |
| Mike Myers | ... | soldier |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | general |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Krylar |
| Tom Davis | ... | scientist |
| Show |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Saul |
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | caller Voice |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Psycho Divorced Mother The Phone Company |
| Chris Farley | ... | son |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | daughter |
| Sketch | Look Who Else Is Talking Also |
| Dana Carvey | ... | John Travolta /James |
| Mike Myers | ... | lamp Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | coat Voice |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | diaphragm Voice |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Mikey Voice |
| Rob Schneider | ... | steak Voice |
| David Spade | ... | condoms Voice |
| Tom Davis | ... | Rex Voice |
| Sketch | Il Cantore |
| Kirstie Alley | ... | Mrs. Kirkpatrick#1 |
| Chris Farley | ... | Marco#1 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Marcello#1 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Kirkpatrick#1 |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Fabio#1 |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Carlo#1 |
| Sketch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jim#1 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill#3 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat#5 |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Christy#1 |
| Cold Opening | Clarence Thomas Hearings |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Strom Thurmond |
| Chris Farley | ... | Howell Heflin |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Kennedy#4 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Joe Biden |
| Chris Rock | ... | Long Dong Silver Live |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Anita Hill |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Clarence Thomas#1 |
| Al Franken | ... | Paul M. Simon#2 |
| Cold Opening | Clarence Thomas Hearings |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Strom Thurmond |
| Chris Farley | ... | Howell Heflin |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Kennedy#4 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Joe Biden |
| Chris Rock | ... | Long Dong Silver Live |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Anita Hill |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Clarence Thomas#1 |
| Al Franken | ... | Paul M. Simon#2 |
| Warren Hutcherson | ... | spectator |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Il Cantore |
| Kirstie Alley | ... | Mrs. Kirkpatrick#1 |
| Dana Carvey | ... | waiter |
| Chris Farley | ... | Marco#1 |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | patron |
| Mike Myers | ... | Marcello#1 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Kirkpatrick#1 |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Fabio#1 |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Carlo#1 |
| Sketch |
| Kirstie Alley | ... | Francis |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jim#1 |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | girl Still |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bill#3 |
| Chris Rock | ... | coworker |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat#5 |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Christy#1 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | guy Still |
| Adam Sandler | ... | guy Still |
| Rob Schneider | ... | guy Still |
| David Spade | ... | guy Still |
| Christine Zander | ... | girl Still |
| Musical Performance | "Into the Great Wide Open" |
⁕This performance is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Chris Rock |
Commentary on the Clarence Thomas situation | |
| Victoria Jackson |
Smart CommentaryTerm limits | |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Phil Perry /sports anchor |
| Sketch | Their Eyes Were On Their Breasts! |
| Kirstie Alley | ... | Mylop |
| Dana Carvey | ... | advisor |
| Chris Farley | ... | soldier |
| Phil Hartman | ... | scientist |
| Phil Hartman | ... | narrator Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Eagleboob |
| Mike Myers | ... | soldier |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | general |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Krylar |
| Tom Davis | ... | scientist |
| Show |
| Kirstie Alley | ... | Sheila Ornstein |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Saul |
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman#1 |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | caller Voice |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Psycho Divorced Mother The Phone Company |
| Kirstie Alley | ... | mother |
| Chris Farley | ... | son |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | daughter |
| Sketch | Look Who Else Is Talking Also |
| Kirstie Alley | ... | Mollie |
| Dana Carvey | ... | John Travolta#6 /James |
| Mike Myers | ... | lamp Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | coat Voice |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | diaphragm Voice |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Mikey Voice |
| Rob Schneider | ... | steak Voice |
| David Spade | ... | condoms Voice |
| Tom Davis | ... | Rex Voice |
| Goodnights |
⁕To kill time, Mike Myers leads everyone in singing "O Canada". This portion is removed in reruns. To fill time, a commercial parody for "I Love Lucy" lost episodes is shown earlier in the episode.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kirstie Alley | 8 | 1 | |||
| Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | 2 | ||||
| Ted Danson | 1 | ||||
| Kelsey Grammer | 1 | ||||
| Woody Harrelson | 1 | ||||
| George Wendt | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 2 | |||
| Chris Farley | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 9 | 1 | 1 | 6 | |
| Victoria Jackson | 5 | 1 | |||
| Mike Myers | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Kevin Nealon | 6 | 2 | 1 | 1 | |
| Chris Rock | 3 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 1 | 1 | |||
| Siobhan Fallon | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Adam Sandler | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Rob Schneider | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| David Spade | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Al Franken | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Robert Smigel | |||||
| Tom Davis | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 3 | 3 | |||
| Warren Hutcherson | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Christine Zander | 1 | 1 | |||
| 78 | 11 | 9 | 19 | 6 |