| Aired: | 10.12.1991 (1 / 16) |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Strom Thurmond |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Anita Hill |
| Chris Farley | ... | Howell Heflin |
| Al Franken | ... | Sen. Paul Simon |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Kennedy |
| Warren Hutcherson | ... | spectator |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Clarence Thomas |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Joseph Biden |
| Don Pardo (voice) | ||
| Chris Rock | ... | Long Dong Silver |