| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Game Show | Game Challengers |
| Sketch | Spanish Pronunciation |
| Musical Performance | "Way Down Now" |
| Sketch | First Date |
| Sketch | Manhattan Mobile Home Park |
| Musical Performance | "Ship of Fools" |
| Sketch | Detectives |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | client |
| Jan Hooks | ... | wife |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | client |
| Chris Rock | ... | client |
| David Spade | ... | client |
| Tom Davis | ... | scientist |
| Terry Turner | ... | scientist |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | scientist |
| Game Show | Game Challengers |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Flip Mallory |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | model |
| Mike Myers | ... | Matt Kendall |
| Don Pardo | Voice | |
| John Zonars | ... | indian |
| Sketch | Spanish Pronunciation |
| Dana Carvey | ... | employee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dan |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Kathy |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | employee |
| Mike Myers | ... | employee |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Robin Fletcher |
| Rob Schneider | ... | food delivery man |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Jan Hooks |
Report on the NYC Marathon from Central Park | |
| Chris Farley | ... | Rick Decatur /the last runner |
| Mike Myers | ... | Kendall |
| Show |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Gerry Cooney |
| Chris Farley | ... | Sandman |
| Chris Rock | ... | Nat X |
| Sketch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Claymore |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Johnson |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Ms. Somers |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jimmy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mrs. Lewis |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Frank |
| David Spade | ... | Steven |
| Sketch | Manhattan Mobile Home Park |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ching Change |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | mother |
| Chris Farley | ... | Timmy |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | Jehovah's witness |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Jeff Renaudo | ... | Dan Quayle Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Jeff Renaudo | ... | Dan Quayle Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | client |
| Jan Hooks | ... | wife |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | client |
| Chris Rock | ... | client |
| David Spade | ... | client |
| Tom Davis | ... | scientist |
| Terry Turner | ... | scientist |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | scientist |
| Game Show | Game Challengers |
| Jimmy Smits | ... | Peter Running Dove |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Flip Mallory |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | model |
| Mike Myers | ... | Matt Kendall |
| Don Pardo | Voice | |
| John Zonars | ... | indian |
| Sketch | Spanish Pronunciation |
| Jimmy Smits | ... | Antonio Mendoza |
| Bob Costas | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | employee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dan |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Kathy |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | employee |
| Mike Myers | ... | employee |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Robin Fletcher |
| Rob Schneider | ... | food delivery man |
| Show |
| Mike Myers | ... | Simon |
| Mike Myers | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Jan Hooks |
Report on the NYC Marathon from Central Park | |
| Chris Farley | ... | Rick Decatur /the last runner |
| Mike Myers | ... | Kendall |
⁕The marathon runner segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
⁕After the marathon runner segment, Dennis Miller ad-libs "At least we didn't see his ass this week", a reference to Chris Farley's moon during Weekend Update on 10.20.1990.
♬The Who - "I Can't Explain"
| Show |
| Jimmy Smits | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Gerry Cooney |
| Chris Farley | ... | Sandman |
| Chris Rock | ... | Nat X |
| Sketch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Claymore |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Johnson |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Ms. Somers |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jimmy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mrs. Lewis |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Frank |
| David Spade | ... | Steven |
⁕Part of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Manhattan Mobile Home Park |
| Jimmy Smits | ... | Eddie |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ching Change |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | mother |
| Chris Farley | ... | Timmy |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | Jehovah's witness |
⁕The establishing shot is accidentally shown during the phone call. In reruns, this sketch is replaced with a film entitled "Our Noisy, Noisy World".
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jimmy Smits | 7 | ||||
| World Party | 2 | ||||
| Bob Costas | 1 | ||||
| Jeff Renaudo | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 4 | ||||
| Victoria Jackson | 4 | ||||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chris Farley | 4 | 1 | |||
| Chris Rock | 2 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Rob Schneider | 2 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 2 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Terry Turner | 1 | ||||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | ||||
| John Zonars | 1 | ||||
| 58 | 7 | 3 | 6 |