| Show | All New This is Your Life |
| Sketch | Inflatable Doll Party |
| Musical Performance | "The Obvious Child" |
| Sketch | Bowman's Retirement Party |
| Sketch | The Civil War |
| Musical Performance | "Proof" |
| Show | What Animal Were You Raised By? |
| Film | Sudden Pressure |
| Show | Stan Duffy's Gambling To Win |
| Musical Performance | "Late in the Evening" |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Regis Philbin Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Kathie Lee Gifford Live |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| Joe Dicso | ... | stagehand |
| Show | All New This is Your Life |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jack Nicholson |
| Erin Maroney | ... | daughter |
| Sketch | Toonces, The Cat Who Could Drive A Car The Dream |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Lyle Clark |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | professor |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Brenda Clark |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | supervisor |
| Chris Farley | ... | Billy McCoy |
| Sketch | Inflatable Doll Party |
| Dana Carvey | ... | guest |
| Phil Hartman | ... | guest |
| Mike Myers | ... | guest |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Andy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | guest |
| Sketch | Bowman's Retirement Party |
| Dana Carvey | ... | coworker |
| Phil Hartman | ... | coworker |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Donna |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | coworker |
| Mike Myers | ... | coworker |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | coworker |
| Chris Rock | ... | coworker |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pam |
| Sketch | The Civil War |
| Dana Carvey | ... | photographer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Robert E. Lee |
| Mike Myers | ... | P.G.T. Beauregard |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | John Bell Hood |
| Terry Turner | ... | Francis E. Patterson |
| Film | Sudden Pressure |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Scarlett O'Hara Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Mahatma Gandhi |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Trevor Duncan |
| Show | Stan Duffy's Gambling To Win |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | waitress |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Stan Duffy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | waitress |
| David Spade | ... | employee |
| Sketch | Toonces, The Cat Who Could Drive A Car The Dream |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Lyle Clark#3 |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Brenda Clark#4 |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Regis Philbin#2 Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Kathie Lee Gifford#2 Live |
| Sketch | The Civil War |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Regis Philbin#2 Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Kathie Lee Gifford#2 Live |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| Joe Dicso | ... | stagehand |
| Show | All New This is Your Life |
| Dennis Hopper | ||
| Bert Parks | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jack Nicholson#5 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Erin Maroney | ... | daughter |
| Sketch | Toonces, The Cat Who Could Drive A Car The Dream |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Lyle Clark#3 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | professor |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Brenda Clark#4 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | supervisor |
| Chris Farley | ... | Billy McCoy |
| Sketch | Inflatable Doll Party |
| Dennis Hopper | ... | Tom |
| Dana Carvey | ... | guest |
| Phil Hartman | ... | guest |
| Mike Myers | ... | guest |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Andy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | guest |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Chris Rock |
Editorial on taxes and crime |
♬Sly & The Family Stone - "Sing A Simple Song"
| Sketch | Bowman's Retirement Party |
| Dennis Hopper | ... | Henry |
| Paul Simon | ... | Neil |
| Dana Carvey | ... | coworker |
| Phil Hartman | ... | coworker |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Donna |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | coworker |
| Mike Myers | ... | coworker |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | coworker |
| Chris Rock | ... | coworker |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pam |
| Sketch | The Civil War |
| Dennis Hopper | ... | J.E.B. Stewart |
| Grafton True | ... | Nero |
| Dana Carvey | ... | photographer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Robert E. Lee |
| Mike Myers | ... | P.G.T. Beauregard |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | John Bell Hood |
| Terry Turner | ... | Francis E. Patterson |
| Film | Sudden Pressure |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Scarlett O'Hara Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Mahatma Gandhi |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Trevor Duncan#1 |
| Show | Stan Duffy's Gambling To Win |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | waitress |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Stan Duffy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | waitress |
| David Spade | ... | employee |
| Musical Performance | "Late in the Evening" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dennis Hopper | 5 | 1 | |||
| Paul Simon | 4 | ||||
| Bert Parks | 1 | ||||
| Grafton True | 1 | ||||
| Chris Botti | 2 | ||||
| Michael Brecker | 3 | ||||
| Steve Gadd | 2 | ||||
| Olodum | 1 | ||||
| Richard Tee | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 2 | 3 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 3 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | 1 | |||
| Chris Farley | 1 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 3 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 2 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Rob Schneider | 2 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 1 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Erin Maroney | 1 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Terry Turner | 1 | 1 | |||
| 61 | 3 | 9 | 5 |
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