| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Jan Hooks |
Report on the NYC Marathon from Central Park | |
| Chris Farley | ... | Rick Decatur /the last runner |
| Mike Myers | ... | Kendall |
⁕The marathon runner segment is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
⁕After the marathon runner segment, Dennis Miller ad-libs "At least we didn't see his ass this week", a reference to Chris Farley's moon during Weekend Update on 10.20.1990.
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