| Sketch | The Five Beatles |
| Matthew Broderick | ... | John Lennon |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Paul McCartney#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Albert Goldman |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Ringo Starr#3 |
| Dennis Miller | ... | George Harrison |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Elvis Presley |
| Tom Davis | ... | roadie |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | club announcer Voice |
♬The Beatles - "The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
♬Gerry & The Pacemakers - "It's Gonna Be Alright"