| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | consumer |
| Nora Dunn | ... | consumer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | spokesperson |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | consumer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | consumer |
⁕In reruns, this segment is replaced with a commercial parody entitled "Puppeteers For Dukakis".