| Cold Opening | Seduction |
| Sketch | The Five Beatles |
| Show | Cooking With Monkey |
| Musical Performance | "Birthday" |
| Sketch | Nude Beach |
| Sketch | The Thumper Family |
| Film | Laurie Has a Story |
| Show | Hollywood Salute |
| Musical Performance | "Motorcrash" |
| Sketch | Baby |
| Cold Opening | Seduction |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jeane Kirkpatrick |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | guest |
| Commercial |
| Dana Carvey | ... | consumer |
| Nora Dunn | ... | consumer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | spokesperson |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | consumer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | consumer |
| Sketch | The Five Beatles |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Paul McCartney |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Albert Goldman |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Ringo Starr |
| Dennis Miller | ... | George Harrison |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Elvis Presley |
| Tom Davis | ... | roadie |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | club announcer Voice |
| Show | Cooking With Monkey |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Don Winston |
| Jan Hooks | ... | patron |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | patron |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Antoine |
| Dennis Miller | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Nude Beach |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bob |
| Nora Dunn | ... | girl |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | girl |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Bill |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Ted |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jack |
| Sketch | The Thumper Family |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Thumper |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Thumper |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Carla Thumper |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | principal |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | landscaper |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Denise Venetti |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Carla LaTroube |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Joy Sullivan |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Neil Simmons |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Hollywood Salute |
| Phil Hartman | ... | General Custer |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Andrea Shell |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jackie Jarvis |
| Dennis Miller | ... | sergeant |
| Sketch | Baby |
| Dana Carvey | ... | student |
| Phil Hartman | ... | fairy |
| Jan Hooks | ... | student |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | student |
| Cold Opening | Seduction |
| Matthew Broderick | ... | Dan Quayle Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#6 |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jeane Kirkpatrick#2 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan#3 |
| Sketch | The Five Beatles |
| Matthew Broderick | ... | John Lennon |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Paul McCartney#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Albert Goldman |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Ringo Starr#3 |
| Dennis Miller | ... | George Harrison |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Elvis Presley |
| Cold Opening | Seduction |
| Matthew Broderick | ... | Dan Quayle Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#6 |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jeane Kirkpatrick#2 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan#3 |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | guest |
| Ann Timmons | ... | guest |
♬Simon & Garfunkel - "The Sound of Silence"
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | consumer |
| Nora Dunn | ... | consumer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | spokesperson |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | consumer |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | consumer |
⁕In reruns, this segment is replaced with a commercial parody entitled "Puppeteers For Dukakis".
| Sketch | The Five Beatles |
| Matthew Broderick | ... | John Lennon |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Paul McCartney#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Albert Goldman |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Ringo Starr#3 |
| Dennis Miller | ... | George Harrison |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Elvis Presley |
| Tom Davis | ... | roadie |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | club announcer Voice |
♬The Beatles - "The Ballad Of John And Yoko"
♬Gerry & The Pacemakers - "It's Gonna Be Alright"
| Show | Cooking With Monkey |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Don Winston |
| Jan Hooks | ... | patron |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | patron |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Antoine |
| Dennis Miller | ... | patron |
| Weekend Update |
♬Robert Plant - "Tall Cool One"
| Sketch | Nude Beach |
| Matthew Broderick | ... | Doug |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Bob |
| Nora Dunn | ... | girl |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | girl |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Bill |
| Dennis Miller | ... | Ted |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jack |
| Sketch | The Thumper Family |
| Matthew Broderick | ... | Dwayne Thumper |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Thumper |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Thumper |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Carla Thumper |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | principal |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | landscaper |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Matthew Broderick | ... | Patrick Sullivan |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Denise Venetti#3 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Carla LaTroube |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Joy Sullivan |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Neil Simmons#3 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Hollywood Salute |
| Matthew Broderick | ... | Little Hawk |
| Phil Hartman | ... | General Custer |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Andrea Shell |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jackie Jarvis |
| Dennis Miller | ... | sergeant |
♬William Lava - "Republic Anthem 'A'"
♬George Linstead - "Drama"
| Sketch | Baby |
| Matthew Broderick | ... | baby |
| Dana Carvey | ... | student |
| Phil Hartman | ... | fairy |
| Jan Hooks | ... | student |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | student |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Matthew Broderick | 8 | 2 | |||
| The Sugarcubes | 2 | ||||
| Adam Green | 1 | ||||
| Douglas McGrath | 1 | ||||
| Laurie Metcalf | 1 | ||||
| Fred Newman | 1 | ||||
| Catherine O'Hara | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 6 | 2 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | |||
| Jan Hooks | 6 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 6 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 5 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ann Timmons | 1 | ||||
| 65 | 2 | 10 | 4 |