| Cold Opening | Childhood Stories |
| Sketch | Pimple |
| Sketch | Rick's Cafe |
| Musical Performance | "I Love L.A." |
| Sketch | Cheap Hunt |
| Sketch | Battered Husband |
| Sketch | Saundra's House of Massage |
| Musical Performance | "Real Emotional Girl" |
| Musical Sketch | Guy Crazy |
| Sketch | Pimple |
| Mary Gross | ... | mother |
| Brad Hall | ... | Kenny |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Bob Halifax |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Craig |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Cindy Laboeuf |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | tow truck driver |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | father |
| Sketch | Rick's Cafe |
| Robin Duke | ... | Wanda |
| Mary Gross | ... | Ilsa |
| Brad Hall | ... | ski patroller |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Waldo |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | skier |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Marcia |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Rick |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Louie |
| Clint Smith | ... | Sam |
| Laurie Zaks | ... | Vickie Laszlo |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ||
| Mary Gross | ... |
Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Commentary on teenage sex |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | caller Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ||
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Herschel Walker |
| Sketch | Battered Husband |
| Mary Gross | ... | Helen |
| Brad Hall | ... | Steve |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | police officer |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Sam |
| Saturday Night News |
| Howard Hesseman |
Asks for more photos of viewers mooning the president |
| Saturday Night News |
| Mary Gross | ... |
Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Commentary on teenage sex |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Herschel Walker |
| Cold Opening | Childhood Stories |
| Beau Bridges | ||
| Jeff Bridges | ||
| Andy Murphy | ... | coach |
| Lloyd Bridges | Voice | |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Pimple |
| Beau Bridges | ||
| Jeff Bridges | ||
| Mary Gross | ... | mother |
| Brad Hall | ... | Kenny |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Bob Halifax |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Craig |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Cindy Laboeuf |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | tow truck driver |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | father |
| Sketch | Rick's Cafe |
| Beau Bridges | ... | Victor Laszlo |
| Jeff Bridges | ... | ski patroller |
| Andy Murphy | ... | Chester |
| Robin Duke | ... | Wanda |
| Mary Gross | ... | Ilsa |
| Brad Hall | ... | ski patroller |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Waldo |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | skier |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Marcia |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Rick |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Louie |
| Clint Smith | ... | Sam |
| Laurie Zaks | ... | Vickie Laszlo |
| John Murray | ... | patron |
| Musical Performance | "I Love L.A." |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ||
| Howard Hesseman |
Asks for more photos of viewers mooning the president | |
| Mary Gross | ... |
Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Commentary on teenage sex |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | caller Voice |
| Joe Piscopo | ||
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Herschel Walker |
| Sketch | Cheap Hunt |
| Beau Bridges | ... | captain |
| Jeff Bridges | ... | Lloyd Bridges /Mike Nelson |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | seaman |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Johnson |
| Sketch | Battered Husband |
| Mary Gross | ... | Helen |
| Brad Hall | ... | Steve |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | police officer |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Sam |
| Musical Sketch | Guy Crazy |
| Jeff Bridges | ||
| Robin Duke | ... | member |
| Mary Gross | ... | member |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | member |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beau Bridges | 6 | ||||
| Jeff Bridges | 7 | 1 | |||
| Randy Newman | 2 | ||||
| Howard Hesseman | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 3 | ||||
| Anthony Jackson | 1 | ||||
| Steve Jordan | 1 | ||||
| Steve Khan | 1 | ||||
| Lloyd Bridges | 2 | 1 | |||
| James Pickens Jr. | 1 | ||||
| Lily Nell Warren | 1 | ||||
| Robin Duke | 2 | ||||
| Mary Gross | 5 | 1 | |||
| Brad Hall | 4 | ||||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 5 | ||||
| Gary Kroeger | 5 | 1 | |||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 3 | ||||
| Eddie Murphy | 3 | 1 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 3 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 1 | ||||
| Barry Nichols | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Clint Smith | 1 | ||||
| Georg Wadenius | 1 | ||||
| Laurie Zaks | 1 | ||||
| John Murray | 1 | ||||
| 65 | 3 | 3 |