| Cold Opening | Dressing Room |
| Sketch | Gas Station |
| Show | Mad Magazine Theatre The Windbags Of War |
| Film | West Heaven |
| Musical Performance | "Change of Heart" |
| Sketch | Holiday Inn |
| Musical Performance | "The Waiting" |
| Sketch | Gas Station |
| Robin Duke | ... | motorist |
| Mary Gross | ... | Marla |
| Brad Hall | ... | mechanic |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | mechanic |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Elvis |
| Show | Mad Magazine Theatre The Windbags Of War |
| Robin Duke | ... | Polly Bergen |
| Brad Hall | ... | Winston Churchill |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Franklin Roosevelt |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | general |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Ali MacGraw |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Kunta Kinte |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Nazi |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Tom Snyder |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Havnagootiim Vishnuuerheer |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Seymore P. Higgins Commentary on George Washington |
| Sketch | Holiday Inn |
| Mary Gross | ... | Celeste |
| Brad Hall | ... | Poncho |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Marvin |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Paco |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Mexican |
| Tom Malone | ... | Nazi |
| Alan P. Rubin | ... | Mexican |
| David Spinozza | ... | Mexican |
| Show | Mad Magazine Theatre The Windbags Of War |
| Cold Opening | Dressing Room |
| Sketch | Gas Station |
| Howard Hesseman | ... | customer |
| Robin Duke | ... | motorist |
| Mary Gross | ... | Marla |
| Brad Hall | ... | mechanic |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | mechanic |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Elvis |
| Show | Mad Magazine Theatre The Windbags Of War |
| Howard Hesseman | ... | Nazi |
| Robin Duke | ... | Polly Bergen |
| Brad Hall | ... | Winston Churchill |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Franklin Roosevelt |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | general |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Ali MacGraw |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Kunta Kinte |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Nazi |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Tom Snyder |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Saturday Night News |
| Brad Hall | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Havnagootiim Vishnuuerheer |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Seymore P. Higgins Commentary on George Washington |
⁕During Tim Kazurinsky's commentary as Seymore P. Higgins, Brad Hall repeatedly reaches out and straightens his hat. Later on, Tim finally gets fed up and removes the hat. Later, he removes his wig to reveal the bald cap he's still wearing from his previous commentary as Havnagootiim Vishnuuerheer.
| Sketch | Holiday Inn |
| Howard Hesseman | ... | Mexican |
| Mary Gross | ... | Celeste |
| Brad Hall | ... | Poncho |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Marvin |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Paco |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Mexican |
| Tom Malone | ... | Nazi |
| Alan P. Rubin | ... | Mexican |
| David Spinozza | ... | Mexican |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Howard Hesseman | 7 | ||||
| Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | 2 | ||||
| Milan Melvin | 2 | ||||
| Judith Jacklin Belushi | 1 | ||||
| Rhonda Coullet | 1 | ||||
| Robin Duke | 2 | 1 | |||
| Mary Gross | 4 | 1 | |||
| Brad Hall | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Gary Kroeger | 3 | ||||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 2 | 1 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Joe Piscopo | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Christine Ebersole | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Alan P. Rubin | 1 | ||||
| David Spinozza | 1 | ||||
| 48 | 4 | 7 | 3 |