March 8, 1980S5E13 #99
| Host: | Rodney Dangerfield |
| Musical Guest: | The J. Geils Band |
| Cameos: | Tony Dow, Jerry Mathers |
Extras: | Rob Morrow, Andy Murphy |
| Cold Opening | Dressing Room |
| Sketch | Dr. Shockley's House of Sperm |
| Musical Performance | "Love Stinks" |
| Sketch | Manhasset |
| Sketch | Road To Moscow |
| Miscellaneous | 100th Episode |
| Sketch | Substitute Judge |
| Musical Performance | "Sanctuary" |
| Sketch | America On The Job |
| Sketch | Dr. Shockley's House of Sperm |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Rodney's wife |
| Tom Davis | ... | customer |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | customer |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | customer |
| Franne Lee | ... | customer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | customer |
| Bill Murray | ... | clerk |
| Matt Neuman | ... | customer |
| Laraine Newman | ... | nurse |
| Sarah Paley | ... | customer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | customer |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | customer |
| Liz Welch | ... | customer |
| Sketch | Manhasset |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | patron |
| Jane Curtin | ... | ex-wife |
| Franne Lee | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Yale |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Tracy |
| Sarah Paley | ... | patron |
| Max Pross | ... | patron |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mary |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | student |
| Harry Shearer | ... | student |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | waiter |
| Sketch | Road To Moscow |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Dwight Jenkins |
| Bill Murray | ... | Mark Nagel |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy Smith |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Curt Gowdy |
| Sketch | Substitute Judge |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | juror |
| Jane Curtin | ... | stenographer |
| Jim Downey | ... | juror |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Milton Crotchie |
| Tom Gammill | ... | juror |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | spectator |
| Franne Lee | ... | juror |
| Garrett Morris | ... | bailiff |
| Bill Murray | ... | attorney |
| Laraine Newman | ... | attorney |
| Sarah Paley | ... | juror |
| Max Pross | ... | juror |
| Gilda Radner | ... | wife |
| Karen Roston | ... | spectator |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | spectator |
| Harry Shearer | ... | judge |
| Liz Welch | ... | spectator |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | spectator |
| Sketch | America On The Job |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | narrator |
| Garrett Morris | ... | inspector |
| Bill Murray | ... | inspector |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... | maid |
| Sketch | Dr. Shockley's House of Sperm |
| Rodney Dangerfield | ||
| Jane Curtin | ... | Rodney's wife |
| Tom Davis | ... | customer |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | customer |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | customer |
| Franne Lee | ... | customer |
| Garrett Morris | ... | customer |
| Bill Murray | ... | clerk |
| Matt Neuman | ... | customer |
| Laraine Newman | ... | nurse |
| Sarah Paley | ... | customer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | customer |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | customer |
| Liz Welch | ... | customer |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Jerry Mathers | ||
| Tony Dow | ||
| Don Novello | ... | Father Guido Sarducci |
| Sketch | Manhasset |
| Rodney Dangerfield | ... | Rodney Davis |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | patron |
| Jane Curtin | ... | ex-wife |
| Franne Lee | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Yale |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Tracy |
| Sarah Paley | ... | patron |
| Max Pross | ... | patron |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mary |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | student |
| Harry Shearer | ... | student |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | waiter |
| Sketch | Road To Moscow |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Dwight Jenkins |
| Bill Murray | ... | Mark Nagel |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy Smith |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Curt Gowdy |
| Sketch | Substitute Judge |
| Rodney Dangerfield | ... | Dick Hertz |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | juror |
| Jane Curtin | ... | stenographer |
| Jim Downey | ... | juror |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Milton Crotchie |
| Tom Gammill | ... | juror |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | spectator |
| Franne Lee | ... | juror |
| Garrett Morris | ... | bailiff |
| Bill Murray | ... | attorney |
| Laraine Newman | ... | attorney |
| Sarah Paley | ... | juror |
| Max Pross | ... | juror |
| Gilda Radner | ... | wife |
| Karen Roston | ... | spectator |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | spectator |
| Harry Shearer | ... | judge |
| Liz Welch | ... | spectator |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | spectator |
| Andy Murphy | ... | juror |
| Rob Morrow | ... | juror |
| Sketch | America On The Job |
| Rodney Dangerfield | ... | inspector |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | narrator |
| Garrett Morris | ... | inspector |
| Bill Murray | ... | inspector |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... | maid |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rodney Dangerfield | 6 | ||||
| The J. Geils Band | 2 | ||||
| Jerry Mathers | 1 | ||||
| Tony Dow | 1 | ||||
| Peter Aykroyd | 3 | ||||
| Jane Curtin | 6 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 2 | ||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Yvonne Hudson | 2 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 4 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 6 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 4 | ||||
| Don Novello | 2 | 2 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 5 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 3 | ||||
| Harry Shearer | 4 | 1 | |||
| Alan Zweibel | 2 | ||||
| Tom Gammill | 1 | ||||
| Franne Lee | 3 | ||||
| Matt Neuman | 1 | ||||
| Sarah Paley | 3 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Max Pross | 2 | ||||
| Karen Roston | 1 | ||||
| Liz Welch | 2 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| Rob Morrow | 1 | ||||
| 71 | 2 | 1 | 1 |