| Cold Opening | Séance |
| Sketch | The Biggest Leprechaun |
| Musical Performance | "Cathy's Clown", "Sunny Skies", "Take Me to the Mardi Gras" |
| Sketch | Medieval Band |
| Show | Talk Or Die |
| Musical Performance | "Anything You Want" |
| Sketch | The Biggest Leprechaun |
| Jane Curtin | ... | leprechaun |
| Laraine Newman | ... | leprechaun |
| Harry Shearer | ... | leprechaun |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | Sean |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | leprechaun |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | leprechaun |
| Franne Lee | ... | leprechaun |
| Lee Mayman | ... | leprechaun |
| Sketch | Todd's Campaign |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Enid Loopner |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Grant Robinson Jr. |
| Bill Murray | ... | Todd DiLaMuca |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Belinda |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lisa Loopner |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Shelly Fabish |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Artie |
| Musical Performance | "Cathy's Clown", "Sunny Skies", "Take Me to the Mardi Gras" |
| Sketch | Medieval Band |
| Bill Murray | ... | Swanken |
| Laraine Newman | ... | servant |
| Harry Shearer | ... | musician |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | musician |
| Tom Malone | ... | musician |
| Show | Talk Or Die |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Rula Lenska |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Julian Carver |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Curtis |
| Bill Murray | ... | Honker |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | wino |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | passerby |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Catherine Farley |
| Bill Murray | ... | David Susskind |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Lloyd Simmons |
| Tom Davis | ... | Steve Foom |
| Musical Performance | "Cathy's Clown", "Sunny Skies", "Take Me to the Mardi Gras" |
| Sketch | Todd's Campaign |
| Cold Opening | Séance |
| Sketch | The Biggest Leprechaun |
| Carrie Fisher | ... | leprechaun |
| Daniel P. Moynihan | ||
| Jane Curtin | ... | leprechaun |
| Laraine Newman | ... | leprechaun |
| Harry Shearer | ... | leprechaun |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | Sean |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | leprechaun |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | leprechaun |
| Franne Lee | ... | leprechaun |
| Lee Mayman | ... | leprechaun |
| Sketch | Todd's Campaign |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Enid Loopner |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Grant Robinson Jr. |
| Bill Murray | ... | Todd DiLaMuca |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Belinda |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lisa Loopner |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Shelly Fabish |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Artie |
| Musical Performance | "Cathy's Clown", "Sunny Skies", "Take Me to the Mardi Gras" |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Ralph Nader |
Commentary on inflation | |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Roseanne Roseannadanna |
| Sketch | Medieval Band |
| James Taylor | ... | musician |
| John Belushi | ... | Eleanor Gaunt |
| Bill Murray | ... | Swanken |
| Laraine Newman | ... | servant |
| Harry Shearer | ... | musician |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | musician |
| Tom Malone | ... | musician |
⁕Paul Shaffer accidentally says "fucking" instead of "flogging", becoming the first person in the show's history to curse.
| Show | Talk Or Die |
| Michael Palin | ... | Dirk Savage |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Rula Lenska |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Julian Carver |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Daniel P. Moynihan | ||
| Garrett Morris | ... | Curtis |
| Bill Murray | ... | Honker |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | wino |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | passerby |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "Anything You Want" |
| Show |
| Paul Simon | ... | Len Madrew |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Catherine Farley |
| Bill Murray | ... | David Susskind |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Lloyd Simmons |
| Tom Davis | ... | Steve Foom |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| David Sanborn | 2 | ||||
| Paul Simon | 2 | ||||
| James Taylor | 2 | ||||
| John Belushi | 2 | ||||
| Carrie Fisher | 1 | ||||
| Daniel P. Moynihan | 2 | ||||
| Ralph Nader | 1 | ||||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 1 | ||||
| Michael Palin | 1 | ||||
| Neil Jason | 1 | ||||
| Ralph MacDonald | 1 | ||||
| Jane Curtin | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Garrett Morris | 4 | 2 | |||
| Bill Murray | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Laraine Newman | 5 | 1 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 4 | 2 | |||
| Harry Shearer | 4 | ||||
| Peter Aykroyd | 2 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | |||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Don Novello | |||||
| Paul Shaffer | 4 | 1 | |||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Steve Jordan | 1 | ||||
| Franne Lee | 1 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 2 | ||||
| Lee Mayman | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Georg Wadenius | 1 | ||||
| 65 | 9 | 2 | 2 |