| Cold Opening | The Pope at Monsterdome |
| Sketch | Spanish Tutor |
| Sketch | The Vandals |
| Musical Performance | "Dreaming" |
| Show | Great Moments In Rock History |
| Musical Performance | "The Hardest Part" |
| Sketch | The Bolshoi Ballet |
| Film | The All New Mr. Bill Show |
| Sketch | What The Hell Is That? |
| Cold Opening | The Pope at Monsterdome |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Jerry's guest |
| Garrett Morris | ... | doorman |
| Bill Murray | ... | Jerry Eldini |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sister Francis Mary Bryson |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jeanine Deckers |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | guard |
| Tom Davis | ... | guard |
| Jim Downey | ... | cleaner |
| Al Franken | ... | cardinal |
| Tom Gammill | ... | priest |
| Tom Schiller | ... | monk |
| Sketch | The Vandals |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Gunderic |
| Garrett Morris | ... | captain |
| Bill Murray | ... | Mr. Gunderic |
| Gilda Radner | ... | pizza delivery woman |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | guard |
| Tom Davis | ... | lieutenant |
| Al Franken | ... | Brad Gunderic |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | guard |
| Harry Shearer | ... | narrator Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Announces the Find The Popes In The Pizza contest |
| Show | Great Moments In Rock History |
| Garrett Morris | ... | robber |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Carole King |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Don Kirshner |
| Show |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Audrey Peart Dickman |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Clevon Brown |
| Bill Murray | ... | David Susskind |
| Sketch | The Bolshoi Ballet |
| Jane Curtin | ... | soldier |
| Bill Murray | ... | soldier |
| Gilda Radner | ... | woman |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | soldier |
| Tom Davis | ... | soldier |
| Jim Downey | ... | soldier |
| Al Franken | ... | soldier |
| Tom Gammill | ... | soldier |
| Max Pross | ... | soldier |
| Harry Shearer | ... | emcee |
| Film | The All New Mr. Bill Show |
| Walter Williams | ... | Miss Sally Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Bill Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Hands Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Announces the Find The Popes In The Pizza contest |
| Cold Opening | The Pope at Monsterdome |
| Steve Martin | ... | Pope John Paul II Live |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jeanine Deckers |
| Cold Opening | The Pope at Monsterdome |
| Steve Martin | ... | Pope John Paul II Live |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Jerry's guest |
| Garrett Morris | ... | doorman |
| Bill Murray | ... | Jerry Eldini |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sister Francis Mary Bryson |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jeanine Deckers |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | guard |
| Tom Davis | ... | guard |
| Jim Downey | ... | cleaner |
| Al Franken | ... | cardinal |
| Tom Gammill | ... | priest |
| Tom Schiller | ... | monk |
| Andy Murphy | ... | cardinal |
| Sketch | The Vandals |
| Steve Martin | ... | Centurion Likus Flavius |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Gunderic |
| Garrett Morris | ... | captain |
| Bill Murray | ... | Mr. Gunderic |
| Gilda Radner | ... | pizza delivery woman |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | guard |
| Tom Davis | ... | lieutenant |
| Al Franken | ... | Brad Gunderic |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | guard |
| Harry Shearer | ... | narrator Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Announces the Find The Popes In The Pizza contest |
| Show | Great Moments In Rock History |
| Steve Martin | ... | Henry Edelman |
| Garrett Morris | ... | robber |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Carole King |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Don Kirshner |
| Show |
| Steve Martin | ... | Pat Hayes |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Audrey Peart Dickman |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Clevon Brown |
| Bill Murray | ... | David Susskind |
⁕Steve Martin's hands are noticeably red from the fake blood used in the previous sketch.
| Sketch | The Bolshoi Ballet |
| Steve Martin | ... | cupid |
| Jane Curtin | ... | soldier |
| Bill Murray | ... | soldier |
| Gilda Radner | ... | woman |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | soldier |
| Tom Davis | ... | soldier |
| Jim Downey | ... | soldier |
| Al Franken | ... | soldier |
| Tom Gammill | ... | soldier |
| Max Pross | ... | soldier |
| Harry Shearer | ... | emcee |
| Film | The All New Mr. Bill Show |
| David Derickson | ... | Mr. Hands |
| Walter Williams | ... | Miss Sally Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Bill Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Hands Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Steve Martin | 9 | 1 | |||
| Blondie | 2 | ||||
| Buck Henry | 1 | ||||
| David Derickson | 1 | ||||
| Jane Curtin | 5 | 1 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 4 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Laraine Newman | 2 | 1 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 4 | 1 | |||
| Peter Aykroyd | 3 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 3 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 3 | ||||
| Al Franken | 3 | ||||
| Tom Gammill | 2 | ||||
| Mitchell Laurance | 1 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Marcus Miller | 1 | ||||
| Don Novello | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Max Pross | 1 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 2 | 1 | |||
| Harry Shearer | 2 | 1 | |||
| Howard Shore | 1 | ||||
| Georg Wadenius | 1 | ||||
| Buddy Williams | 1 | ||||
| Walter Williams | 1 | 3 | |||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 65 | 3 | 5 | 5 |