| Cold Opening | NBC & Zappa |
| Musical Performance | "Dancing Fool" |
| Sketch | Baxter Prison |
| Musical Performance | "Meek" |
| Musical Performance | "Rollo" |
| Film | Mr. Bill Moves In |
| Sketch | Baxter Prison |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Henry |
| John Belushi | ... | Tony Delightful |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Marilyn |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mr. Landick |
| Bill Murray | ... | father |
| Laraine Newman | ... | daughter |
| Gilda Radner | ... | mother |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Sid Vicious |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Anne Beverly |
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Commentary on the Pope campaigns |
| Dan Aykroyd |
Point/CounterpointTest tube baby |
| Sketch | Night On Freak Mountain |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jason |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | narrator Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | Windowpane Watson |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Wendell |
| Bill Murray | ... | Jerry Eldini |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Chloe |
| Anne Beatts | ... | crew member |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | crew member |
| Nils Nichols | ... | crew member |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Don Kirshner |
| Musical Performance | "Rollo" |
| Sketch | Night On Freak Mountain |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jason |
| Bill Murray | ... | Jerry Eldini |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Chloe |
| Musical Performance | "Dancing Fool" |
| Sketch | Baxter Prison |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Henry |
| John Belushi | ... | Tony Delightful |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Marilyn |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mr. Landick |
| Bill Murray | ... | father |
| Laraine Newman | ... | daughter |
| Gilda Radner | ... | mother |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Sid Vicious |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Anne Beverly |
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Commentary on the Pope campaigns |
| Dan Aykroyd |
Point/CounterpointTest tube baby |
| Musical Performance | "Meek" |
| Sketch | Night On Freak Mountain |
| Frank Zappa | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jason |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | narrator Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | Windowpane Watson |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Wendell |
| Bill Murray | ... | Jerry Eldini |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Chloe |
| Anne Beatts | ... | crew member |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | crew member |
| Nils Nichols | ... | crew member |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | Don Kirshner |
| Musical Performance | "Rollo" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Frank Zappa | 5 | ||||
| Vinnie Colaiuta | 3 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 5 | 3 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jane Curtin | 4 | 1 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 2 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 3 | 1 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 5 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Gilda Radner | 2 | 1 | |||
| Anne Beatts | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Lew Del Gatto | 3 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 1 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Yvonne Hudson | 1 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 3 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 3 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 3 | ||||
| Nils Nichols | 1 | ||||
| Don Novello | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Alan P. Rubin | 3 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 1 | 1 | |||
| Walter Williams | 1 | 2 | |||
| 59 | 11 | 4 | 5 |