| Cold Opening | Inflation Is Our Friend |
| Sketch | Theodoric of York, Medieval Judge |
| Musical Performance | "Wavelength" |
| Sketch | Festrunk Brothers |
| Musical Performance | "Kingdom Hall" |
| Sketch | Restaurant |
| Cold Opening | Inflation Is Our Friend |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| John Belushi | ... | Franklin Roosevelt |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Eleanor Roosevelt |
| Garrett Morris | ... | George Temple |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sylvia Reed |
| Sketch | Theodoric of York, Medieval Judge |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Reeve |
| John Belushi | ... | John The Tanner |
| Jane Curtin | ... | witch's mother |
| Bill Murray | ... | Simpkin of Partridge |
| Laraine Newman | ... | witch |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Brungilda |
| Anne Beatts | ... | townsperson |
| Tom Davis | ... | guard |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | townsperson |
| Al Franken | ... | guard |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | townsperson |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Garrett Morris | ... | Diana Ross |
| John Belushi |
Angry CommentaryVoting |
| Sketch | Festrunk Brothers |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Yortuk Festrunk |
| John Belushi | ... | Glenn Johnson |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Linda |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ted |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Debbie |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Gayle |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Nerds / Hospital |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Enid Loopner |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Grant Robinson Jr. |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mrs. Robinson |
| Bill Murray | ... | Todd DiLaMuca |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lisa Loopner |
| Sketch | Festrunk Brothers |
| Sketch | Nerds / Hospital |
| Cold Opening | Inflation Is Our Friend |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Patrick Pleven | ... | audience member |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | audience member |
♬Elvis Presley - "Hound Dog"
♬Elvis Presley - "Jailhouse Rock"
♬Elvis Presley - "All Shook Up"
♬Elvis Presley - "Blue Hawaii"
| Show |
| Steve Martin | ... | Craig Blair |
| John Belushi | ... | Franklin Roosevelt |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Eleanor Roosevelt |
| Garrett Morris | ... | George Temple |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sylvia Reed |
| Sketch | Theodoric of York, Medieval Judge |
| Steve Martin | ... | Theodoric |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Reeve |
| John Belushi | ... | John The Tanner |
| Jane Curtin | ... | witch's mother |
| Bill Murray | ... | Simpkin of Partridge |
| Laraine Newman | ... | witch |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Brungilda |
| Anne Beatts | ... | townsperson |
| Tom Davis | ... | guard |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | townsperson |
| Al Franken | ... | guard |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | townsperson |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Garrett Morris | ... | Diana Ross |
| John Belushi |
Angry CommentaryVoting |
| Sketch | Festrunk Brothers |
| Steve Martin | ... | Georg Festrunk |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Yortuk Festrunk |
| John Belushi | ... | Glenn Johnson |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Linda |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ted |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Debbie |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Gayle |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Nerds / Hospital |
| Steve Martin | ... | Charles Knerlman |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Enid Loopner |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Grant Robinson Jr. |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mrs. Robinson |
| Bill Murray | ... | Todd DiLaMuca |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lisa Loopner |
| Sketch | Restaurant |
| Steve Martin | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richie Roberts |
| Gilda Radner |
⁕This sketch is cut off early due to the show running long. During the goodnights, Steve Martin promises to finish it the next time he hosts.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Steve Martin | 6 | 3 | |||
| Van Morrison | 2 | ||||
| Patrick Pleven | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Garrett Morris | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Bill Murray | 5 | 1 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 3 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 4 | 2 | |||
| Anne Beatts | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Willie Day | 1 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 2 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Yvonne Hudson | 1 | ||||
| Nils Nichols | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Rosie Shuster | 2 | ||||
| 53 | 9 | 4 | 3 |