| Sketch | Festrunk Brothers |
| Sketch | Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber |
| Sketch | Dancing in the Dark |
| Musical Sketch | King Tut |
| Sketch | Love Story |
| Film | Swan Lake Ballet |
| Sketch | Troff 'n' Brew |
| Musical Performance | "I Don't Know" |
| Show | Next Week In Review |
| Commercial |
| Gilda Radner | ... | patron |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Al Franken | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | patron |
| Emily Prager | ... | patron |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | bartender |
| Sketch | Festrunk Brothers |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Yortuk Festrunk |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Cliff |
| Laraine Newman | ... | girl |
| Gilda Radner | ... | girl |
| Sketch | Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | William |
| John Belushi | ... | hunchback |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Joan |
| Bill Murray | ... | patient |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Isabelle |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Brungilda |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Dancing in the Dark |
| Gilda Radner | ... | dancer |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Tom Davis | ... | bartender |
| Jim Downey | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Al Franken | ... | dancer |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | patron |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Tom Schiller | ... | dancer |
| Howard Shore | ... | deejay |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | dancer |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Garrett Morris |
Gives Dan marijuana for a paraquat test | |
| Dan Aykroyd |
Point/CounterpointFederal aid for abortions |
| Musical Sketch | King Tut |
| Sketch | Troff 'n' Brew |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | patron |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | public address voice Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | Ray Swangen |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | patron |
| Laraine Newman | ... | waitress |
| Gilda Radner | ... | waitress |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Jim Downey | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Al Franken | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | patron |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Tom Schiller | ... | patron |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Nerds Science Fair |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Enid Loopner |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Grant Robinson Jr. |
| Bill Murray | ... | Todd DiLaMuca |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lisa Loopner |
| Anne Beatts | ... | visitor |
| Tom Davis | ... | fair announcer Voice |
| Lee Mayman | ... | visitor |
| Tom Schiller | ... | visitor |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | visitor |
| Musical Performance | "I Don't Know" |
| Show | Next Week In Review |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Kreeg Antwoord |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mitzi Molnar |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Maxine Universe |
| Sketch | Festrunk Brothers |
| Sketch | Nerds Science Fair |
| Commercial |
| Buck Henry | ... | patron |
| Herb Rice | ... | patron |
| Gilda Radner | ... | patron |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Al Franken | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | patron |
| Emily Prager | ... | patron |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | bartender |
| Mary Jenifer Mitchell | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Festrunk Brothers |
| Steve Martin | ... | Georg Festrunk |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Yortuk Festrunk |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Cliff |
| Laraine Newman | ... | girl |
| Gilda Radner | ... | girl |
| Sketch | Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber |
| Steve Martin | ... | Theodoric |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | William |
| John Belushi | ... | hunchback |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Joan |
| Bill Murray | ... | patient |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Isabelle |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Brungilda |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Dancing in the Dark |
| Steve Martin | ... | dancer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | dancer |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Tom Davis | ... | bartender |
| Jim Downey | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Al Franken | ... | dancer |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | patron |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Tom Schiller | ... | dancer |
| Howard Shore | ... | deejay |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | dancer |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Garrett Morris |
Gives Dan marijuana for a paraquat test | |
| Dan Aykroyd |
Point/CounterpointFederal aid for abortions |
| Musical Sketch | King Tut |
| Sketch | Troff 'n' Brew |
| Steve Martin | ... | Bill |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | patron |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | public address voice Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | Ray Swangen |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | patron |
| Laraine Newman | ... | waitress |
| Gilda Radner | ... | waitress |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Jim Downey | ... | patron |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | patron |
| Al Franken | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | patron |
| Lee Mayman | ... | patron |
| Nils Nichols | ... | patron |
| Tom Schiller | ... | patron |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Nerds Science Fair |
| Steve Martin | ... | Charles Knerlman |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Enid Loopner |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Grant Robinson Jr. |
| Bill Murray | ... | Todd DiLaMuca |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lisa Loopner |
| Anne Beatts | ... | visitor |
| Tom Davis | ... | fair announcer Voice |
| Lee Mayman | ... | visitor |
| Tom Schiller | ... | visitor |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | visitor |
| Musical Performance | "I Don't Know" |
| Show | Next Week In Review |
| Steve Martin | ... | Cocuwa |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Kreeg Antwoord |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mitzi Molnar |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Maxine Universe |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Steve Martin | 8 | 3 | |||
| Buck Henry | 1 | ||||
| The Lockers | 1 | ||||
| Herb Rice | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 7 | 3 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 5 | 2 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 6 | 1 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 4 | 2 | |||
| Bill Murray | 4 | 1 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 5 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 6 | 2 | |||
| Anne Beatts | 3 | ||||
| Bob Cranshaw | 3 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 4 | 1 | |||
| Lew Del Gatto | 3 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 2 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 2 | ||||
| Al Franken | 3 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 3 | ||||
| Yvonne Hudson | 1 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 3 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 3 | ||||
| Steve Jordan | 3 | ||||
| Mitchell Laurance | 3 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 3 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 3 | ||||
| Lee Mayman | 3 | ||||
| Nils Nichols | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Emily Prager | 1 | ||||
| Alan P. Rubin | 3 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 3 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 2 | 1 | |||
| Howard Shore | 4 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 3 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 3 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| Mary Jenifer Mitchell | 1 | ||||
| 118 | 14 | 1 | 4 |