| Sketch | Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber |
| Steve Martin | ... | Theodoric#1 |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | William |
| John Belushi | ... | hunchback |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Joan |
| Bill Murray | ... | patient |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Isabelle |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Brungilda#1 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |