March 18, 1978S3E14 #60
| Host: | Jill Clayburgh |
| Musical Guest: | Eddie Money |
| Cold Opening | Disclaimer |
| Cold Opening | "Danny Boy" |
| Sketch | The Olympia Cafe |
| Sketch | Sybil III |
| Show | Bad One-Man Theater |
| Musical Performance | "Baby Hold On" |
| Sketch | Blurry |
| Sketch | Shower Mike |
| Sketch | The Coneheads On Earth |
| Show | Celebrity Crackup |
| Musical Performance | "Two Tickets to Paradise" |
| Miscellaneous | Serious Song |
| Commercial | Royal Deluxe II |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | spokesperson |
| Garrett Morris | ... | driver |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Cantor |
| Sketch | The Olympia Cafe |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy |
| Don Novello | ... | Mike |
| Gilda Radner | ... | patron |
| Tom Schiller | ... | patron |
| Rosie Schuster | ... | patron |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Sybil III |
| Anne Beatts | ... | Debra |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Sybil Connolly |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | Debra |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | Debra |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sybil Weintraub |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Colleen Fernman , Sybil Dorsett |
| Karen Roston | ... | Debra |
| Rosie Schuster | ... | Debra |
| Show | Bad One-Man Theater |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Bushakis , Harry Truman |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Helen Wegman, Eleanor Roosevelt |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Ray Hauser, Paul Robeson |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman , Edgar Allan Poe |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Nick Turner, Mark Twain |
| Commercial | Nutrifix |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | father |
| John Belushi | ... | son |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Laraine Newman | ... | daughter |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Al Franken | ... | Lester Crackfield |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Roseanne Roseannadanna |
| Sketch | Shower Mike |
| John Belushi | ... | Morty Coony |
| Bill Murray | ... | Richard Herkiman |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jane Herkiman |
| Sketch | The Coneheads On Earth |
| Show | Celebrity Crackup |
| Sketch | The Olympia Cafe |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy |
| Don Novello | ... | Mike |
| Show | Bad One-Man Theater |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Bushakis , Harry Truman |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman , Edgar Allan Poe |
| Sketch | The Coneheads On Earth |
| Show | Celebrity Crackup |
| Commercial | Royal Deluxe II |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | spokesperson |
| Garrett Morris | ... | driver |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Cantor |
| Sketch | The Olympia Cafe |
| Jill Clayburgh | ... | waitress |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | George |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| John Belushi | ... | Pete |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | Niko |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy |
| Don Novello | ... | Mike |
| Gilda Radner | ... | patron |
| Tom Schiller | ... | patron |
| Rosie Schuster | ... | patron |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Sybil III |
| Jill Clayburgh | ... | Dr. Wilbur |
| Anne Beatts | ... | Debra |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Sybil Connolly |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | Debra |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | Debra |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sybil Weintraub |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Colleen Fernman , Sybil Dorsett |
| Karen Roston | ... | Debra |
| Rosie Schuster | ... | Debra |
| Show | Bad One-Man Theater |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Bushakis , Harry Truman |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Helen Wegman, Eleanor Roosevelt |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Ray Hauser, Paul Robeson |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman , Edgar Allan Poe |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Nick Turner, Mark Twain |
| Commercial | Nutrifix |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | father |
| John Belushi | ... | son |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Laraine Newman | ... | daughter |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Al Franken | ... | Lester Crackfield |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Roseanne Roseannadanna |
| Sketch | Shower Mike |
| Jill Clayburgh | ... | Judy Coony |
| John Belushi | ... | Morty Coony |
| Bill Murray | ... | Richard Herkiman |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Jane Herkiman |
| Sketch | The Coneheads On Earth |
| Jill Clayburgh | ... | student |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Beldar Conehead |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Prymaat Conehead |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Getsetter |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Connie Conehead |
| Show | Celebrity Crackup |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jill Clayburgh | 7 | ||||
| Eddie Money | 2 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 6 | 3 | |||
| Anne Beatts | 2 | ||||
| John Belushi | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Jane Curtin | 7 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | |||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Yvonne Hudson | 1 | ||||
| Mitchell Laurance | 1 | ||||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | 1 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 5 | 1 | |||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 5 | 4 | 1 | ||
| Laraine Newman | 5 | 2 | |||
| Don Novello | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 5 | 5 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 6 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Karen Roston | 1 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 2 | ||||
| Rosie Schuster | 2 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| 69 | 16 | 4 | 5 |