| Miscellaneous | Disclaimer |
| Cold Opening | Locker Room |
| Sketch | Speech Therapy |
| Musical Performance | "No Place to Go" |
| Sketch | Mr. Death |
| Sketch | Suggestions for Sadat |
| Film | Cold As Ice |
| Miscellaneous | Audience |
| Sketch | Vampire / Nixon |
| Musical Performance | "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" |
| Film | Mr. Bill's Circus |
| Miscellaneous | Audience |
| Commercial |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Dr. Mobius |
| Laraine Newman | ... | customer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | assistant |
| Commercial |
| John Belushi | ... | visitor |
| Jane Curtin | ... | wife |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bill Murray | ... | husband |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Vincent Price /Dr. Henry Jekyll |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Laraine Newman | ... | assistant |
| Sketch | Speech Therapy |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Colonel Pickering |
| Jane Curtin | ... | maid |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Baba Wawa |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| John Belushi | ... |
Kevin Scott Analysis of oil tanker spills |
| Bill Murray |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Del Stator |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | father |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Stator girl |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Stator girl |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Vampire / Nixon |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon |
| John Belushi | ... | Carl |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Maureen Dean |
| Commercial |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Dr. Mobius |
| Laraine Newman | ... | customer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | assistant |
| Commercial |
| John Belushi | ... | visitor |
| Jane Curtin | ... | wife |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bill Murray | ... | husband |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Vincent Price /Dr. Henry Jekyll |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Laraine Newman | ... | assistant |
| Sketch | Speech Therapy |
| Christopher Lee | ... | Henry Higgins |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Colonel Pickering |
| Jane Curtin | ... | maid |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Baba Wawa |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| John Belushi | ... |
Kevin Scott Analysis of oil tanker spills |
| Bill Murray |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Del Stator |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Bill Murray | ... | father |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Stator girl |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Stator girl |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Vampire / Nixon |
| Christopher Lee | ... | hunter |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Richard Nixon |
| John Belushi | ... | Carl |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Maureen Dean |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Christopher Lee | 5 | ||||
| Meat Loaf | 2 | ||||
| Richard Belzer | 1 | ||||
| Cheetah Chrome | 1 | ||||
| Rick Overton | 1 | ||||
| Karla DeVito | 2 | ||||
| Jim Steinman | 1 | ||||
| Vance DeGeneres | 1 | ||||
| Stacy Keach | 1 | ||||
| Walter Williams | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dan Aykroyd | 5 | 2 | |||
| John Belushi | 4 | ||||
| Jane Curtin | 6 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 4 | 3 | |||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Garrett Morris | 2 | 1 | |||
| Bill Murray | 4 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 4 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 4 | 1 | |||
| Paul Shaffer | 1 | ||||
| Bob Cranshaw | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 1 | ||||
| Steve Jordan | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| 58 | 1 | 4 | 7 |