| Show | Bad One-Man Theater |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Leonard Pinth-Garnell#6 |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Bushakis#6 /Harry Truman |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Helen Wegman /Eleanor Roosevelt |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Ray Hauser /Paul Robeson |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ronnie Bateman#4 /Edgar Allan Poe |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Nick Turner /Mark Twain |
♬Leonard Pennario - "March of the Lunatics"