| Cold Opening | Crutches |
| Show | Talk Back |
| Musical Performance | "Summertime Dream" |
| Sketch | Crowd |
| Miscellaneous | Beatle Offer |
| Film | Toilet Seats |
| Musical Performance | "Spanish Moss" |
| Miscellaneous | Only Two Songs |
| Musical Performance | "An Die Musik" |
| Miscellaneous | Tony Orlando & Dawn |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Kenny Slungard |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Laraine Newman | ... | cowgirl |
| Gilda Radner | ... | cowgirl |
| Sketch | Crowd |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | extra |
| John Belushi | ... | extra |
| Chevy Chase | ... | George |
| George Coe | ... | extra |
| Jane Curtin | ... | actress |
| Garrett Morris | ... | extra |
| Laraine Newman | ... | extra |
| Gilda Radner | ... | extra |
| Edie Baskin | ... | extra |
| Anne Beatts | ... | extra |
| Bob Cranshaw | ... | extra |
| Tom Davis | ... | extra |
| Al Franken | ... | extra |
| Howard Johnson | ... | extra |
| Bert Jones | ... | extra |
| Neil Levy | ... | extra |
| Tom Malone | ... | extra |
| Lou Marini | ... | extra |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | extra |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | extra |
| Karen Roston | ... | extra |
| Alan P. Rubin | ... | extra |
| Tom Schiller | ... | extra |
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | ... | extra |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | extra |
| Howard Shore | ... | extra |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | extra |
| Mauricio Smith | ... | extra |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | extra |
| Sketch | Samurai Tailor |
| Buck Henry | ... | Mr. Dantley |
| John Belushi | ... | Samurai Futaba |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Talk Back |
| Buck Henry | ... | Frank Nolan |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | announcer Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Nolan |
♬Geoffrey Bastow - "The Clan"
| Commercial |
| Buck Henry | ... | patron |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Kenny Slungard |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Laraine Newman | ... | cowgirl |
| Gilda Radner | ... | cowgirl |
| Commercial |
| Bill Wendell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ... | visitor |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Judy |
| Gilda Radner | ... | housewife |
| Sketch | Crowd |
| Buck Henry | ... | Craig |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | extra |
| John Belushi | ... | extra |
| Chevy Chase | ... | George |
| George Coe | ... | extra |
| Jane Curtin | ... | actress |
| Garrett Morris | ... | extra |
| Laraine Newman | ... | extra |
| Gilda Radner | ... | extra |
| Edie Baskin | ... | extra |
| Anne Beatts | ... | extra |
| Bob Cranshaw | ... | extra |
| Tom Davis | ... | extra |
| Al Franken | ... | extra |
| Howard Johnson | ... | extra |
| Bert Jones | ... | extra |
| Neil Levy | ... | extra |
| Tom Malone | ... | extra |
| Lou Marini | ... | extra |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | extra |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | extra |
| Karen Roston | ... | extra |
| Alan P. Rubin | ... | extra |
| Tom Schiller | ... | extra |
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | ... | extra |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | extra |
| Howard Shore | ... | extra |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | extra |
| Mauricio Smith | ... | extra |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | extra |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Buck Henry | 8 | 1 | |||
| Gordon Lightfoot | 3 | ||||
| Bill Wendell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dan Aykroyd | 4 | 1 | |||
| John Belushi | 4 | 2 | |||
| Chevy Chase | 4 | ||||
| George Coe | 2 | ||||
| Jane Curtin | 5 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 3 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 6 | 1 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 7 | 1 | |||
| Edie Baskin | 1 | ||||
| Anne Beatts | 1 | ||||
| Bob Cranshaw | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 2 | ||||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | 1 | ||||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 5 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Karen Roston | 1 | ||||
| Alan P. Rubin | 1 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 2 | ||||
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | 1 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 1 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 2 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 1 | ||||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| 81 | 4 | 1 | 6 |