| Cold Opening | Wax Museum |
| Sketch | Card Game |
| Musical Performance | "Shine On Harvest Moon" |
| Sketch | The Last Voyage Of The Starship Enterprise |
| Miscellaneous | Muppets Postcard |
| Sketch | Shirley Temple |
| Film | Uncle Charlie's School |
| Musical Performance | "Walking Stick" |
| Film | Show Us Your Guns |
| Musical Performance | "Maybe That's The Way It Goes" |
| Cold Opening | Wax Museum |
| Chevy Chase | ... | visitor Live |
| Jane Curtin | ... | figure |
| Laraine Newman | ... | figure |
| Gilda Radner | ... | figure |
| Neil Levy | ... | figure |
| Commercial |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | student |
| Chevy Chase | ... | student |
| George Coe | ... | instructor |
| Jane Curtin | ... | instructor |
| Garrett Morris | ... | student |
| Laraine Newman | ... | student |
| Gilda Radner | ... | housewife |
| Tom Schiller | ... | student |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | student |
| Sketch | Card Game |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Mr. Russo |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Ramone Diarga |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Johnny Sagpants |
| Commercial |
| Chevy Chase | ... | doctor |
| Laraine Newman | ... | sister |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Babs |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Last Voyage Of The Starship Enterprise |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | DeForest Kelley /Dr. McCoy |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Scotty Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | William Shatner /Captain Kirk |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Leonard Nimoy /Mr. Spock |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Curtis |
| Willie Day | ||
| Doris Powell | ... | Nichelle Nichols /Uhura |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | George Takei /Mr. Sulu |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Jane Curtin | ... |
Audrey Peart Dickman
Editorial on the bicentennial |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
News For Fans Of Emily Litella |
| Sketch | The Honeymooners |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Ed |
| John Belushi | ... | Ralph |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Trixie |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Alice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Show Us Your Guns |
| Tom Davis | ||
| Tom Davis | ... | guest |
| Al Franken | ... | guest |
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Laraine Newman | ... | bridesmaid |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | guest |
| Gilda Radner | ... | bridesmaid |
| Tom Schiller | ||
| Tom Schiller | ... | priest |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | robber |
| Audrey Peart Dickman | ... | woman |
| Gary Weis | ... | robber |
| Musical Performance | "Maybe That's The Way It Goes" |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ... |
Audrey Peart Dickman
Editorial on the bicentennial |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
News For Fans Of Emily Litella |
| Sketch | The Last Voyage Of The Starship Enterprise |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | DeForest Kelley /Dr. McCoy |
| John Belushi | ... | William Shatner /Captain Kirk |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Leonard Nimoy /Mr. Spock |
| Doris Powell | ... | Nichelle Nichols /Uhura |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | George Takei /Mr. Sulu |
| Cold Opening | Wax Museum |
| Chevy Chase | ... | visitor Live |
| Jane Curtin | ... | figure |
| Laraine Newman | ... | figure |
| Gilda Radner | ... | figure |
| Neil Levy | ... | figure |
| Commercial |
| Jacqueline Carlin | ... | student |
| Wendell Craig | ... | spokesperson |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | student |
| Chevy Chase | ... | student |
| George Coe | ... | instructor |
| Jane Curtin | ... | instructor |
| Garrett Morris | ... | student |
| Laraine Newman | ... | student |
| Gilda Radner | ... | housewife |
| Tom Schiller | ... | student |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | student |
| Sketch | Card Game |
| Elliott Gould | ... | Moe Greenstein |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Mr. Russo |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Ramone Diarga |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Johnny Sagpants |
| Commercial |
| Chevy Chase | ... | doctor |
| Laraine Newman | ... | sister |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Babs |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Last Voyage Of The Starship Enterprise |
| Elliott Gould | ... | Herb Goodman |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | DeForest Kelley /Dr. McCoy |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Scotty Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | William Shatner /Captain Kirk |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Leonard Nimoy /Mr. Spock |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Curtis |
| Willie Day | ||
| Doris Powell | ... | Nichelle Nichols /Uhura |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | George Takei /Mr. Sulu |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Jane Curtin | ... |
Audrey Peart Dickman
Editorial on the bicentennial |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
News For Fans Of Emily Litella |
| Commercial |
| Elliott Gould | ... | husband |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | spokesperson |
| Laraine Newman | ... | wife |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Shirley Temple |
| Elliott Gould | ... | President Hinch |
| Cary Barnes | ... | soldier |
| Ronald Rayford | ... | soldier |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mobutu |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Shirley Temple |
| Sketch | The Honeymooners |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Ed |
| John Belushi | ... | Ralph |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Trixie |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Alice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film | Show Us Your Guns |
| Tom Davis | ||
| Tom Davis | ... | guest |
| Al Franken | ... | guest |
| Laraine Newman | ||
| Laraine Newman | ... | bridesmaid |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | guest |
| Gilda Radner | ... | bridesmaid |
| Tom Schiller | ||
| Tom Schiller | ... | priest |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | robber |
| Audrey Peart Dickman | ... | woman |
| Gary Weis | ... | robber |
| Musical Performance | "Maybe That's The Way It Goes" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Elliott Gould | 7 | 1 | |||
| Harlan Collins | 1 | ||||
| Joyce Everson | 1 | ||||
| Leon Redbone | 2 | ||||
| Cary Barnes | 1 | ||||
| Ronald Rayford | 1 | ||||
| Jonathan Dorn | 1 | ||||
| Jacqueline Carlin | 1 | ||||
| Wendell Craig | 1 | ||||
| Charlie Lowe | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chevy Chase | 7 | 1 | |||
| George Coe | 1 | ||||
| Jane Curtin | 5 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 5 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 7 | 1 | |||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 1 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 8 | 1 | |||
| Tom Schiller | 2 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 2 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| Bob Cranshaw | 1 | ||||
| Willie Day | 1 | ||||
| Audrey Peart Dickman | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Doris Powell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | 1 | ||||
| Gary Weis | 1 | ||||
| Akira Yoshimura | 2 | 1 | |||
| 80 | 3 | 6 | 4 |