| Cold Opening | Ford's Shrink |
| Sketch | Impotence |
| Show | Literary Recital |
| Musical Sketch | Very White |
| Sketch | The Lucy Show |
| Sketch | The Untouchables |
| Sketch | Lucy & Ethel Intro |
| Musical Performance | "Cuban Pete" |
| Film | Pet Talk With Taylor Mead |
| Sketch | Cuban Acupuncture |
| Sketch | Double Talk |
| Miscellaneous | Desi Book |
| Musical Performance | "Babalu" |
| Sketch | Impotence |
| John Belushi | ... | guest |
| Chevy Chase | ... | husband |
| Jane Curtin | ... | wife |
| Gilda Radner | ... | guest |
| Neil Levy | ... | guest |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | guest |
| Tom Schiller | ... | guest |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | guest |
| Sketch | The Lucy Show |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Louis Armstrong |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lucy Ricardo |
| Willie Day | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Ricky Ricardo |
| Sketch | The Untouchables |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Eliot Ness |
| John Belushi | ... | Rico |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Andrew |
| George Coe | ... | Walter Winchell |
| Garrett Morris | ... | restaurant owner |
| Laraine Newman | ... | patron |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lucy Ricardo |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Tom Davis | ... | Lee |
| John Head | ... | patron |
| Neil Levy | ... | student |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | patron |
| Tom Schiller | ... | sidekick |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | sidekick |
| Musical Performance | "Cuban Pete" |
| Sketch | Double Talk |
| John Belushi | ... | Adolfo |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Matt |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Judy |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Neil Levy | ... | patron |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | patron |
| Tom Schiller | ... | patron |
| Musical Performance | "Babalu" |
| Sketch | Impotence |
| John Belushi | ... | guest |
| Chevy Chase | ... | husband |
| Jane Curtin | ... | wife |
| Gilda Radner | ... | guest |
| Neil Levy | ... | guest |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | guest |
| Tom Schiller | ... | guest |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | guest |
| Sketch | The Lucy Show |
| Desi Arnaz | ||
| Desi Arnaz Jr. | ... | Ricky Ricardo |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Louis Armstrong |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lucy Ricardo |
| Willie Day | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Ricky Ricardo |
♬"I Love Lucy" Theme
| Sketch | The Untouchables |
| Desi Arnaz | ... | Raoul Nitti |
| Desi Arnaz Jr. | ... | Youngblood |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Eliot Ness |
| John Belushi | ... | Rico |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Andrew |
| George Coe | ... | Walter Winchell |
| Garrett Morris | ... | restaurant owner |
| Laraine Newman | ... | patron |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lucy Ricardo |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Tom Davis | ... | Lee |
| John Head | ... | patron |
| Neil Levy | ... | student |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | patron |
| Tom Schiller | ... | sidekick |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | sidekick |
| Musical Performance | "Cuban Pete" |
| Sketch | Double Talk |
| John Belushi | ... | Adolfo |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Matt |
| Garrett Morris | ... | patron |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Judy |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| Tom Davis | ... | patron |
| Neil Levy | ... | patron |
| Michael O'Donoghue | ... | patron |
| Tom Schiller | ... | patron |
| Musical Performance | "Babalu" |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Desi Arnaz | 8 | ||||
| Desi Arnaz Jr. | 5 | ||||
| Taylor Mead | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 4 | 1 | |||
| John Belushi | 5 | ||||
| Chevy Chase | 7 | 1 | |||
| George Coe | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 4 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 5 | 2 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 5 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 6 | 4 | |||
| Anne Beatts | 4 | ||||
| Bob Cranshaw | 2 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 3 | ||||
| Willie Day | 2 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 2 | ||||
| John Head | 1 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 2 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 2 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 3 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 2 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 2 | ||||
| Michael O'Donoghue | 4 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 4 | 4 | |||
| Alan P. Rubin | 2 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 5 | 1 | |||
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | 1 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 2 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 2 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 2 | ||||
| Gary Weis | 1 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 3 | ||||
| 102 | 5 | 5 | 4 |