February 14, 1976S1E13 #13
| Host: | Peter Boyle |
| Musical Guest: | Al Jarreau |
| Special Guest: | The Shapiro Sisters |
Filmed Cameo: | Andrew Duncan |
| Cold Opening | St. Valentine's Day |
| Sketch | Samurai Divorce Court |
| Sketch | Acid Trip |
| Musical Performance | "We Got By" |
| Show | All-Pro Wrestling |
| Show | Remembrance Of Things Past |
| Film | A Film by Gary Weis Pledge Allegiance |
| Sketch | Duelling Brandos |
| Sketch | Janitor In A Fridge |
| Film | Home Movie A Home Movie |
| Miscellaneous | Valentine's Day Card |
| Musical Performance | "Somebody's Watching You" |
| Film | A Film by Gary Weis Homeward Bound |
| Cold Opening | St. Valentine's Day |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Roger |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Bushakis |
| Chevy Chase | ... | JimmyLive |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Neil Levy | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | waiter |
| Laraine Newman | ... | patron |
| Gilda Radner | ... | patron |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Samurai Divorce Court |
| John Belushi | ... | Samurai Futaba |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Futaba |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | All-Pro Wrestling |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Johnny Panteluke |
| John Belushi | ... | bee |
| Chevy Chase | ... | John Brewster |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Frank Telanow |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Pat Brewster |
| Sketch | Janitor In A Fridge |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | doorman |
| John Belushi | ... | janitor |
| Chevy Chase | ... | mailman |
| Jane Curtin | ... | wife |
| Garrett Morris | ... | milkman |
| Laraine Newman | ... | neighbor |
| Gilda Radner | ... | maid |
| Cold Opening | St. Valentine's Day |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Roger |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Bushakis |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Jimmy Live |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Neil Levy | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | waiter |
| Laraine Newman | ... | patron |
| Gilda Radner | ... | patron |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | patron |
| Commercial | Ambassador Training Institute |
| Andrew Duncan | ... | spokesperson |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | husband |
| Laraine Newman | ... | wife |
| Sketch | Samurai Divorce Court |
| Peter Boyle | ... | judge |
| Jenny Shapiro | ... | Bingo Futaba |
| John Belushi | ... | Samurai Futaba |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Futaba |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | All-Pro Wrestling |
| Peter Boyle | ... | bee |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Johnny Panteluke |
| John Belushi | ... | bee |
| Chevy Chase | ... | John Brewster |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Frank Telanow |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Pat Brewster |
| Sketch | Janitor In A Fridge |
| Peter Boyle | ... | husband |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | doorman |
| John Belushi | ... | janitor |
| Chevy Chase | ... | mailman |
| Jane Curtin | ... | wife |
| Garrett Morris | ... | milkman |
| Laraine Newman | ... | neighbor |
| Gilda Radner | ... | maid |
| Film | Home Movie A Home Movie |
| Film | A Film by Gary Weis Homeward Bound |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Peter Boyle | 6 | 1 | |||
| Al Jarreau | 2 | ||||
| Jenny Shapiro | 1 | ||||
| The Shapiro Sisters | 1 | ||||
| Andrew Duncan | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 8 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Anne Beatts | 1 | ||||
| John Belushi | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Jacqueline Carlin | 1 | ||||
| Chevy Chase | 5 | ||||
| George Coe | |||||
| Bob Cranshaw | 2 | ||||
| Jane Curtin | 4 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 2 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 6 | 1 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 5 | 1 | |||
| Michael O'Donoghue | |||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 5 | 1 | |||
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | 2 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 1 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| 61 | 5 | 5 | 2 |