| Cold Opening | St. Valentine's Day |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Roger |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Bushakis#2 |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Jimmy Live |
| Jane Curtin | ... | patron |
| Garrett Morris | ... | waiter |
| Laraine Newman | ... | patron |
| Gilda Radner | ... | patron |
| Anne Beatts | ... | patron |
| John Head | ... | patron |
| Neil Levy | ... | patron |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | patron |
♬Paul Whiteman - "Chicago"