| Cold Opening | Voodoo Doll |
| Sketch | Hunter Sketch |
| Musical Performance | "The Harder They Come" |
| Sketch | Our Town |
| Musical Performance | "Many Rivers to Cross" |
| Miscellaneous | Cavett Lookalike |
| Film | Clothing Designer & Plastic Surgeon |
| Show | Dance To The Nation |
| Musical Performance | "Wahjaka Man" |
| Film | The Apple Follies |
| Cold Opening | Voodoo Doll |
| Chevy Chase | Live | |
| Garrett Morris | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bob Van Ry | Voice | |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | fan |
| Sketch | Hunter Sketch |
| John Belushi | ... | Duke |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Michael |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Ann |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Patti |
| Musical Performance | "The Harder They Come" |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Chevy Chase |
Artist's RenderingPatricia Hearst jury selection | |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report from Angola | |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | British mercenary |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Editorial on an eagle rights amendment |
| Tom Schiller |
News For "I Love Lucy" Fans |
| Musical Performance | "Many Rivers to Cross" |
| Show | Dance To The Nation |
| Chevy Chase | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Betty Ford |
| Howard Johnson | ||
| Paul Shaffer | ||
| Howard Shore |
| Weekend Update |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella#5
Editorial on an eagle rights amendment |
| Cold Opening | Voodoo Doll |
| Chevy Chase | Live | |
| Garrett Morris | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bob Van Ry | Voice | |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | fan |
| Sketch | Hunter Sketch |
| John Belushi | ... | Duke |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Michael |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Ann |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Patti |
| Musical Performance | "The Harder They Come" |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Chevy Chase |
Artist's RenderingPatricia Hearst jury selection | |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report from Angola | |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | British mercenary |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella#5
Editorial on an eagle rights amendment |
| Tom Schiller |
News For "I Love Lucy" Fans |
♬"I Love Lucy" Theme
| Musical Performance | "Many Rivers to Cross" |
| Film | Clothing Designer & Plastic Surgeon |
| Show | Dance To The Nation |
| Chevy Chase | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Betty Ford#1 |
| Howard Johnson | ||
| Paul Shaffer | ||
| Howard Shore |
| Musical Performance | "Wahjaka Man" |
| Commercial |
| John Belushi | ... | Lowell Brock#3 |
⁕John Belushi breaks character as this sketch progresses because Lorne Michaels ties John's shoelaces together off-camera. The sketch ends with a wide shot where Lorne and his signature wine glass are seen on the floor as he drags himself away from the set.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dick Cavett | 6 | ||||
| Jimmy Cliff | 3 | ||||
| Marshall Efron | 1 | ||||
| Al Alen Petersen | 1 | ||||
| Harry McDevitt | 1 | ||||
| Mary Louise Wilson | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 1 | ||||
| John Belushi | 4 | 3 | |||
| Chevy Chase | 5 | 1 | |||
| George Coe | |||||
| Jane Curtin | 2 | 1 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 1 | ||||
| Laraine Newman | 2 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 1 | 1 | |||
| Howard Johnson | 4 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 3 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 3 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Alan P. Rubin | 3 | ||||
| Bob Van Ry | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 1 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 1 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 3 | ||||
| 52 | 4 | 1 | 4 |