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Artist's RenderingPatricia Hearst jury selection | |
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| Laraine Newman |
Report from Angola | |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | British mercenary |
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Editorial on an eagle rights amendment |
| Tom Schiller |
News For "I Love Lucy" Fans |
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