| Cold Opening | Chevy & Lorne |
| Sketch | Jill Carson, Guidance Counselor! |
| Musical Performance | "Ain't Misbehavin'" |
| Musical Performance | "Semper Paratus", "Sea Cruise" |
| Miscellaneous | The Milkman |
| Film | Wegman |
| Sketch | Restaurant |
| Musical Performance | "Big Time Woman" |
| Cold Opening | Chevy & Lorne |
| Chevy Chase | Live | |
| Alan Zweibel | ||
| Edie Baskin | ... | interviewer |
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Rosie Shuster | ... | audience member |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Sigmund Freud |
| Jane Curtin | ... | announcer Voice |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Anna Freud |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Jill Carson, Guidance Counselor! |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Barry |
| John Belushi | ... | Julio Alvarez |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Phil Taylor |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mr. Alvarez |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Alvarez |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report from New Hampshire on the primary | |
| Tom Schiller | ||
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Editorial on a deaf penalty |
| Musical Performance | "Semper Paratus", "Sea Cruise" |
| Sketch |
| John Belushi | ... | Jawaharlal Nehru |
| Jane Curtin | ... | announcer Voice |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Indira Gandhi |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Bill Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Hands Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Spot Voice |
| Cold Opening | Chevy & Lorne |
| Chevy Chase | Live | |
| Alan Zweibel | ||
| Edie Baskin | ... | interviewer |
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Rosie Shuster | ... | audience member |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Sigmund Freud |
| Jane Curtin | ... | announcer Voice |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Anna Freud |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Jill Carson, Guidance Counselor! |
| Jill Clayburgh | ... | Jill Carson |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Barry |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Belushi | ... | Julio Alvarez |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Phil Taylor |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Mr. Alvarez |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Mrs. Alvarez |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Jill Clayburgh | ... | Isadora Duncan |
| Jane Curtin | ... | announcer Voice |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Eleonora Duse |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report from New Hampshire on the primary | |
| Tom Schiller | ||
| Gilda Radner | ... |
Emily Litella
Editorial on a deaf penalty |
| Musical Performance | "Semper Paratus", "Sea Cruise" |
| Sketch |
| John Belushi | ... | Jawaharlal Nehru |
| Jane Curtin | ... | announcer Voice |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Indira Gandhi |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Film |
| Vance DeGeneres | ... | Mr. Hands |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Bill Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Hands Voice |
| Walter Williams | ... | Spot Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jill Clayburgh | ... | Carole Lombard |
| Chevy Chase | ... | priest |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Betty Grable |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jill Clayburgh | 8 | 2 | |||
| Leon Redbone | 2 | ||||
| Andy Kaufman | 1 | ||||
| The Singing Idlers | 1 | ||||
| Jonathan Dorn | 1 | ||||
| Vance DeGeneres | 1 | ||||
| Bill Wegman | 1 | ||||
| Walter Williams | 1 | 3 | |||
| Dan Aykroyd | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Chevy Chase | 6 | ||||
| George Coe | |||||
| Jane Curtin | 4 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Garrett Morris | 3 | 1 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 3 | 2 | |||
| Michael O'Donoghue | |||||
| Gilda Radner | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 1 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| Edie Baskin | 1 | ||||
| Bob Cranshaw | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 1 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 10 | 10 | |||
| Alan P. Rubin | 1 | ||||
| Dahaud Elias Shaar | 1 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 1 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 1 | ||||
| 68 | 4 | 8 | 17 |